Tranny Mayoral Candidate Will Save Your Life

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We’re tempted to move to Dallas just to vote for tranny mayoral candidate Jennifer Gails. Sure, she’s a homeless veteran and seems kind of like a nutter, but she’s got some pretty good ideas. First up: your health. As she says, she wants you to live to be 150. Although, as part of her mission to save our lives, Gail’s looking to crack down on drugs. Hmmm, this could get sticky.

Speaking of sticky, here’s the business card for Gails’ opponent, Richie Sheridan.
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Of Mayor Laura Miller’s prohibition of smoking indoors and push for gay rights, he says:

It is true that BOTH smoking and the Gay Lifestyle lead to disease and death to some participants, and yet you persecute the former, and promote the latter?

Don’t you just love when people say “lifestyle”? What the fuck does that even mean?