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Transgender Criminal Suspect Will Turn Herself In … When Breast Implants Heal

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Only when her breast implants heal from plastic surgery will transgender criminal suspect Mitchelle E. Anthony turn herself in on charges of robbing a Family Dollar store. She’s suspected of stealing $48 of Gain laundry detergent. She phoned the Charlotte police to let them know she’ll stop by to surrender, but only when her bubbies are okay. How courteous.

(Thanks, Kevin!)