Boys being boys?

Trio of male Marines disciplined after raunchy sex tape is discovered

A trio of Marines have been expelled from the military after video of them engaging in a drunken public oral sex romp was uncovered earlier this week.

Police in Arbroath, Scotland say Luke Bowen, Jordan Coia, and Ben James engaged in “puerile and repugnant” sex acts outside the DeVitos nightclub near the Royal Marine base in Angus.

The shenanigans were reported by the manager of the nightclub, who alerted police that “there were a number of males with their genitals exposed outside.” A security guard went to investigate but did not discover anything lurid going on.

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CCTV footage showed the three men drinking each other’s urine and engaging in oral sex acts then quickly getting dressed when the security guard comes along.

According to the police report:

The footage shows a former co-accused turning around and beginning to urinate. Luke Bowen then comes towards him, bends down with his head at the other man’s crotch and is seen to be drinking the urine. Luke Bowen then undoes his belt and begins to urinate then drinks his own urine.

Ben James then bends down and drinks Luke Bowen’s urine who then places his penis in James’s mouth. Jordan Coia then bends over and does the same. Craig Lynch then bends down and places Bowen’s penis in his mouth and Bowen then grabs his head and pushes it back and forward imitating a sex act. Bowen then pulls his trousers up just as the security guard is seen to enter the picture.

“It appears there’s an expectation that Marines participate in conduct such as this,” said Deputy Stewart Duncan. “This was puerile and repugnant as the narration clearly demonstrates.”

The men all pleaded guilty to charges of public indecency. A judge determined that there was “no significant sexual element” to their actions and spared them from jail; however, they were sentenced to over 200 hours of community service.

“He had hoped this would be a lifelong career but it has been brought to an end,” one of the men’s attorneys said. “He’s ashamed and embarrassed at this incident and his family and friends now are all aware of the circumstances of it.”

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h/t: Metro UK

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19 Comments

  • throwslikeagirl

    Pictures ( preferably videos ) or it didn’t happen! There’s only one reason you posted this and only one reason us readers would click on it, and it isn’t because of our deep humanitarian concern for these wayward youths’ future in the Marines.

  • Paco

    They must have run out of money for more beer and had to improvise.

  • twohanded

    Hot action……when is the video footage on general release??

    • Greg

      Yeah, don’t report it unless you provide the video evidence.

  • Sturzl1967

    Is that you, Mr. President?

  • Greg

    I’m not believing this story. All this happened outside of a nightclub.? So much urine flowing and being drank? Who does this? I might have believed them giving each other blowjobs, but drinking urine? Yeah right. Then they pulled their pants up when the guard came by. Weren’t they all wet with urine? These must be “straight” boys. Gay 101: You want the white creamy stuff, not the yellow liquid.

    Good thing they weren’t the U.S. Marines.

    • PinkoOfTheGange

      Honey Google “water sports gay dvd” and get back to us.

    • Brian

      So it was on video, they were discharged from the Marines, a judge sentenced them, and everybody in the story is named. And you don’t believe it happened.

      Your critical thinking skills are sorely lacking.

    • Kangol

      You need to get out more. Pissing outside bars isn’t uncommon, especially if no cops are around, and when you have drunk, horny military men…

    • tallinheels

      There are Scottish after all. They drink more than a great white whale. There was probably 20% alcohol in their urine. Why waste it?

  • KaiserVonScheiss

    Totally misleading headline. These guys committed a crime.

  • PinkoOfTheGange

    Must darn good cctv cameras to pick up this much detail.

  • oddchild1

    Boys will be boys. One mistake shouldn’t ruin a young person’s life.

  • Juanjo

    Apparently this was part of some initiation ritual which doesn’t surprise me. The 101st Airborne here got into trouble back in the late 90s when one of their initiation rituals was videotaped and leaked out. It involved pinning the wings directly onto the chest of the new members. Anyone who ever served in the Navy, especially back before they allowed women on board the ships can tell you some stories about the little ceremony when one crosses the equator and is no longer a polliwog.

    http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/25/royal-marine-peed-into-other-marines-mouths-then-drank-his-own-urine-6954465/

    BTW I see Miss Kaiser Von Shithead is upset she was not invited to the pissing contest. She just loves a good time in the trough.

  • seaguy

    What’s wrong with them engaging in some water sports?

  • crowebobby

    I love how blowjobs aren’t sexual when “straight” people engage in them.

  • Heywood Jablowme

    “A security guard went to investigate but did not discover anything lurid going on.”

    There’s the part that doesn’t make sense. The camera caught all of this, but the security guard didn’t think it was “lurid”? I guess “lurid” is in the eye of the beholder, but the security guard must have really had quite a weird life to consider this unremarkable.

  • charlie_jackpot

    Only one of them is vaguely attractive so this isn’t as exciting as it might seem

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