After many, many weeks and even more whiny reader letters, we’ve decided to revive our short-lived Tuesday feature, Trolling Tuesday!
We’re a little out of practice, so we’re going to ease back into the game with this revolting-cum-hilarious sexvert. As a side note, we think/pray someone’s playing pretend. Title: “Blow Me While I Eat Hamburger Helper and Call My Mother”:
I am looking for someone to come over and suck me off while I am eating a bowl of Hamburger Helper (orignial [sic] recipe) and chatting on the phone with my mother. Funny Girl will be playing on DVD with the volume off. I plan to ejaculate at the same time I say, “Okay, mom, gotta go, bye.”
I am 39, 4’10”, 190 lbs., thinning black hair, gray eyes, bushy mustache, hairy back but smooth everywhere else, 5″ cut cock – often told I look like a handsomer version of George Jetson’s boss.
I can host tonight in my apartment on 39th and Bleecker. Please, no freaks, smokers or Muslims.
We’d say Michael Lucas posted this, but he lives in Chelsea. And he definitely doesn’t look like George Jetson’s boss. Whoever wrote this, they’ve got a sick, twisted imagination. And we love it!
DavidDust
I’m SO THERE – now how do I get to 39th and Bleecker?????
WWH
There is no 39th and Bleecker (assuming this was posted in NYC).
Paul Raposo
“…often told I look like a handsomer version of George Jetson’s boss.”
I’d blow him just for that line alone.
Hi-larious 8^)
Ash
Hurrah for the return of Trolling Tuesdays! This guy’s totally full of shit though, as there is no 39th and Bleecker since both streets run east and west.
Dawster
why eat the Original Recipe when you can have Double Cheese Quesadilla!
(do they even make original recipe anymore?)
Alexa
That’s sick. People actually eat Hamburger Helper?
Mr. B
That guy is my hero, and I would totally give him head if I lived in New York.