Atlanta Mayor Shirley Franklin’s fired up about Craigslist. The politico’s pissed over some some pimps allegedly using the site to turn out their girls.
Craigslist representatives haven’t definitively commented, but we all know there are some enterprising individuals using the popular community website to pay their rent.
In honor of these virtual – and literal – whores, this week’s Trolling Tuesday takes a little look at some of the hookers and johns that make people’s sex lives go ’round.
A hard-up straight man turned to tricking today on craigslist, pleading with potential clients:
Looking for someone to seriously help me pay my bills and in return I will give you loads of c*m after you suck me off…. This for serious guys only, I will send my picture to you only. A brief description, is horny, clean, smells great and disease free Portuguese mixed 5’10 180lbs of man meat i am.
Meanwhile, another New York posted a simple, straight forward call, “Indian Piss”:
Twenty will persuade me to come over and hose u down, aim my clear long-lasting piss-stream into ur mouth, spit on u, and/or verbally abuse u
in shape, brown-skinned, handsome, masculine
dark avg cut prick, hairy bush+balls
for now or soon at ur place
Twenty? That’s exactly what Bob Allen offers! We think it’s unfair: a pisser deserves at least forty, plus a beverage account.
You’re in luck Indian pisser, because we just found you a “generou$” client in New Jersey:
generous here $$$
looking for young skinny thin TWINKS or similar
jocks, punks, skaters, EMO boys, etc….
no sex just play
sit on my face in your underwear
do watersports (golden shower) to me
$$$$ for your time
Four dollar signs?!? Donald Trump, is that you?
Shit, if four dollar signs represent Donald Trump, what’s ten the Sultan of Brunai? If so, he’s trolling up in Vancouver with a sexvert called “generous$$$$$$$$$$ hot ass up in air waiting for a big cock -generous – 32“:
i need a hot young stud with a big cock to fuck my ass hard and deep tonight
can host or travel and i’m generous please reply with stats and pics
Hard and deep? That’s gonna cost you extra…
Regardless of how many dollars one’s offering, it’s always important to realize there’s always some cum guzzling slag who will gladly suck you off for free, like “eager fag”:
Wanting to be a masculine guy’s cocksucker. Kickback and put your hand on the back of my head making sure I deep throat when you want.Watch as a good looking guy kneels and swallows your cock and services you, if I’m sucking your dick you tell me where your gonna shoot down my throat or on my face your the boss..
Well, when you put it that way…