Anyone can just spell out what happened on last night’s episode of True Blood. In fact, you can’t swing a dead shapeshifter without hitting someone’s recaps.
So every week this season, Queerty contributor Jason Sweeten is going to give us a different spin on the previous night’s episode: it might be a screenshot slideshow, a sock-puppet re-enactment, or even some Kabuki theater. (If we can just get the budget approved). He might not always succeed, but at least it won’t be boring.
This Week: TEXTS!
Jason Sweeten is a contributing writer for Queerty. That glamouring scene still makes him sad.
Photo credit: John P. Johnson/HBO
Rabbit
Thank you, Jason, for the imaginative recap of last night’s episode! Kudos! Jason reacting to the loss of his friendship with Hoyt was extremely touching.
Alan down in Florida
ROFLMAO. My immediate reaction when Sookie was taking Chinese food out of the bag was “Chinese food in Bontemps?” I knew immediately the chopsticks were going to be repurposed. LOL.
Alexz Deveraux
OMG, as much as I try to avoid spoilers, your True Blood Recaps are too hilarious! Plus et plus s’il vous plait!
BOY/TOY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AWESOME.
MJ (different from the other one)
I can’t take it anymore. is anyone thinking what I’m thinking when U say this bitch needs a razor and shaving cream?!