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True Blood Recap Roulette: Hook-Ups, Break-Ups And Possessed Cars

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Anyone can just spell out what happened on last night’s episode of True Blood. In fact, you can’t swing a dead shapeshifter without hitting someone’s recaps.

So every week this season, Queerty contributor Jason Sweeten is going to give us a different spin on the previous night’s episode: it might be a screenshot slideshow, a sock-puppet re-enactment, or even some Kabuki theater. (If we can just get the budget approved). He might not always succeed, but at least it won’t be boring.

This week: tweets!

 

 

Photos: John P. Johnson/HBO

Jason Sweeten is a contributing writer for Queerty. Yup, the roulette is still spinning.