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“True Blood” Recap Roulette: Lilith Chooses You—And You, And You And You!

Anyone can just spell out what happened on last night’s episode of True BloodIn fact, you can’t swing a dead shapeshifter without hitting someone’s recaps.

So every week this season, Queerty contributor Jason Sweeten is going to give us a different spin on the previous night’s episode: it might be a screenshot slideshow, a sock-puppet re-enactment or even some Kabuki theater (if we can just get the budget approved). He might not always succeed, but at least it won’t be boring.

This Week: instagram!

 

Jason Sweeten is a contributing writer for Queerty. One more!

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8 Comments

  • David Myers

    The Fairy elder may still have something up her sleeve. I know she’s supposedly crazy, but I can’t help feeling she had a plan that didn’t exclude her being killed.

  • deltabadhand

    I wondered if Russell is no longer a vamp…. That would be twisted!

  • MikeE

    “Anyone can just spell out what happened on last night’s episode of True Blood.”

    But apparently no one at Queerty can spell “chooses”?

  • Mass prince

    has to be the worse True Blood season ever, HBO knows it and that’s why Alan Ball was asked to leave.

  • MikeE

    Wow!
    I’m surprised. That was the fastest edit of a Queerty banner or headline I’ve ever seen. (Actually, it was the only one, but let’s forget that)

    I guess there really is a new and improved Queerty.

    Keep it up.
    I actually LIKE this site and would love to see it improve and become more credible.

    By the way, I sort of like the new look.

  • Jason Sweeten

    @MikeE: Mistakes happen. Thanks for keeping us honest.

  • Dionte

    I’m so slow, I went lookin for alcide on Instagram.

  • Alan down in Florida

    Very funny and less incomprehensible as the whole episode. Next weeks finale should be a real headscratcher.

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