If you didn’t see last night’s premiere of True Blood, do not watch the above clip or read any further. For the rest of you, remember the teasing gay motel scene?
Nooooo! All that buzz about Bill and Sam hooking up turns out to just be a dream, at least so far. The attraction is explained away by Sam having some of Bill’s blood in him, and because this is Vampire World, that means sexual orientation goes out the window because anyone’s who’s fed from a vamp has some erotic connection to him forever.
But let’s all pause for a moment to appreciate the “Arkansas water is very … hard” joke.
christopher di spirito
That was an incredibly hot scene between Bill and Sam.
I really hoped they would take their hotness into the shower and fucked like only two men can.
asa1973
I fell asleep after watching this scene. It was such a teaser. I’m so glad to hear nothing more relevant between the two of them happened after I fell asleep.
Hilarious
If anyone was surprised by this I’m guessing you’re not a regular viewer of the show.
Neither character was gay to begin with and the connection was explained during the first season when it happened to Sookie.
It’s more humorous between Sam and Bill than erotic because they usually hate each other and are in love with the same woman.
There are plenty of gay and bisexual vamps on the show. Eric being one of them(bisexual). Then there’s also Lafayette who’s very openly gay and only attracted to men. So we have plenty of content just for us, no need to be all upset over two of the few straight guys on the show not actually going gay(though this was only the first episode of the season…you never know).
Jesse Helms
Gay perverted Vampires. Let it to a homosexual like Alan Ball to let his imagination get away. Some homos like Alan Ball wished every good looking man was gay. Pervert!
Jesse Helms
I’m sorry I said that. My parole officer has committed me to performing 1000 hours of community service due to my unspeakable crimes against your GLBT community. I hereby repent.
Jesse Helms
@#5, you are not the real Jesse Helms fool. I am honored you want to be like me, but you are a pervert freak that takes it up your ass. I am heterosexual and I’m dead.
Jesse Helms
Oops, I did it again.
sorry
Lo siento.
Jesse Helms
Oopsie…I was typing that last sentence and I pooped in my diaper. Where’s that Jamaican nurse? I need to be changed, now!!!!
Jesse Helms
I see that I have power over you fruit cakes. You now are using my name making asinine remarks pretending to be me. Get a life freaks. Your days are numbered, before you die of the AIDS virus.
james_from_the_great_city_of_cambridge
Sorry folks. I slipped and made that hateful last statement as my nurse was wiping my ass and diapering me. I apologize…when I’m medicated and my diaper is clean I’m less hateful. When I’m sitting in my own poop I get a little cranky. I’m sure you can understand. Everything is fine now and I’m sorry about the hate before. I feel really good especially as my nurse, after changing me, inserted a very large black dildo into my anus which helps regulate my mood. Toodles!
Jesse Helms
Oh, I apologise yet again. I keep getting these epileptic fits in which I speak out of turn. Blame my Jasonesque Asperger’s syndrome and my mentally-challenged bi-racial bisexual bimorphic bi-phobic sister for that.
Gay vampires are sooooo hawt. Not as hawt as James Franco — about whom I have frequent nocturnally-emissionish dreams, but he will do in a pinchh.
Jesse Helms
James, you are so gay. What a true sissy you are. When you die, most will be happy. Good riddance to you.
Jesse Helms
Oh God James, I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean it. The 12 inch black Dildo in my ass slipped out a little and I got nasty again. Rodrigo, my houseboy/nurse greased it up and re-inserted it and I’m feeling good and nice again.
Jesse Helms
yes yes yes: that is my desire: to be shpanked by ten thousand Ethnic Men whilst spittle is directed at my micropeene… I want to be vioolaatedd.
or perhaps just make my living as a spinstress blogger
gilber
jasse james the one who will break your head in pieces is your wife (or your mother?) if she finds out that you spend the WHOOOOOOLE day in a gay forum ,pretending to be a homophobic asshole and then reading all the queer news that queerty posts.enjoy them!!!!! after all, you love us,admit it my friend, without us you can’t live,you stick to us the whole day,participate with us and have a lot of fun with us,that’s an accomplishment for us,to have a homophobic friend like you,that like to do kinky stuff with his wife….mmm intresting ,what ‘s the next perversion you are going to come with,swallowing each other pus excreted from different sort of organs? very appetizing eh?,i would like to know what is like to have one body and my partner another different one,creepy eh? PRAISE THE LORD!!!hahhahaha
i dedicate another maria carey song for you, is called I CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT YOU.it seems that you like maria carey way too much ,you are such a girrrrrl.
Jesse Helms
Yes, JesseJasonHelms owes you a apology.
Its racist language proves that it is rather sick in the head.
Queerty doesn’t keep it from posting, so it willl no doubt continue its vicious attacks, until we can overwhelm it or QueErtY takes appropriate measures.
Hugs
alan brickman
I notice his man boobs are firmer now…good
rudy
When are you going to post those great butt shots of Eric?
mark
I haven’t watched true blood….this at least caught my interest to try an episode or two.
I’m so EASY
joe
hothothot Love True Blood, still watching season 2 though. Seems like everyone loves Eric but I’m all about Sam. Perfect mixture of hot and adorable.
Mykey
would have loved to see jason get it on with any of the male leads, plus he’s got an ass to die for
John
I live for some Eric and Jason sex scene…..