Donald Trump welcomed the Clemson University football team to the White House last night to celebrate their national championship win, serving them, as he put it, “McDonald’s, Wendy’s and Burger King’s with some pizza.”
“Because of the shutdown, you know we have the great Clemson team with us, the national champions,” Trump said. “So we went out and we ordered American fast food, paid for by me. Lots of hamburgers, lots of pizza.”
Under a crystal chandelier and a portrait of Lincoln, a greasy display of Big Macs, chicken nuggets, french fries, and Filet-O-Fish was set out on silver platters for the athletes, dressed in suits, to pick through.
“It’s all American stuff,” Trump boasted. “300 hamburgers, many, many french fries–all of our favorite foods.”
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Kangol
Now, now, Putin puppet Peaches McHamburgler tried to do a nice thing. It was classless, unhealthy and unbecoming of the leader of the United States, but he loves greasy, cold “hamberders” and hey, why shouldn’t they?
Brian
Fast food is disgusting if it’s not fast. This food was all room temp or cold.
If they HAD to keep this plan, they should’ve set out the food on warming trays. Trump is too narcissistic to put lids over anything, though. He needed the open display for all the attention. And so that’s why everything was cold.
We’re living in history! Every day we get to experience the man that will long be known as the worst president ever.
RIGay
If Spurlocks “Supersize Me!” taught us anything, that is – all this crap will kill him.
We can only hope.
misterjack
And to think, there are gay Republicans who actually voted for Orangeturd. FOOLS. Are you happy, yet with all the “winning”/
Mick406
Yes, I’m happy with all the winning. And I bet those football players were happy to see food they would enjoy. I thought the President’s decision showed he can relate to those guys. They must have liked it. Pictures showed plates filled to the brim and they ate everything that was there. The Prez can’t do anything acceptable for you guys.
jakejacob
In the end, Trump always wins. He’s truly the president of the people. Haters will always hate. C’est la vie. Keep up the good work President Trump.
crowebobby
Mick406: He can abdicate . . . since he thinks he’s the king.
OzJosh
Is there any better visual depiction of this administration? Totally classless and it will probably kill you.
SportGuy
Lmao, donnie dotard is a pathetic piece of trailer trash.
WindsorOntario
Missing from photo: Sarah Sanders, who absolutely stuffed her fat face with all this shit seen on the table.
Bob LaBlah
McD’s is about as low on the fast food chain you could get. I’ll bet knucklehead was told to get Kentucky Fried Chicken and he balked because it was two or three dollars more.