Introducing the “Make America Great Again” Christmas ornament, pa rum pum pum pum.
In this brave new world, Mike Pence is gay porn star Brad Patton, and Donald Trump is Father Christmas, his knapsack overburdened with presents.
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First up, Trump’s “Red Cap Collectible Ornament,” which can be yours for just $149. Reasonable!
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As The Week reports, the same ornament is available on Amazon for the equally reasonable price of $250. Score.
Trump fundraiser: $149 #MAGA ornament b/c Trump "loves Christmas & makes a point of proudly saying 'Merry Christmas' every chance he gets." pic.twitter.com/demJ3S3n6B
— Sarah McCammon NPR (@sarahmccammon) November 23, 2016
The website copy reads, “Get in the Christmas spirit with your very own Make America Great Again Red Cap Collectible Ornament. Made of brass and finished in 14 karat gold, this ornament is sure to make any tree stand out.”
Unfortunately, no mention whether or not it can be used as a tree topper. Sad!
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Alistair Wiseman
Huffington Post reports that Amazon has sold out. Proceeds go to the Republican National Committee. They are preparing for the mid-terms!
Heywood Jablowme
@Alistair Wiseman: Where is it made, China? lol
ChrisK
Yeah, out for the common man my ass.
Stilinski26
This site is obsessed with Trump even on thanksgiving they still managed to mention him just go and enjoy this day jeez
Mr-DJ
True Christians should be all over denouncing this atrocious obfuscation of Christmas. What an insult to Christians and Christmas! What will this man NOT do.
1EqualityUSA
Make America hate again.
ChrisK
@Mr-DJ: Trump got 81% of the Christian vote. I think they insulted themselves.
Daniel-Reader
That Washington Post article about the pro-Trump trolls on websites being Russian paid to undermine Clinton is really interesting. Explains why so many such trolls popped up on sites like Queerty and then vanished.
JessPH
What about an ornament of an Access Hollywood bus, Trump Airline, Transcript from Trump University, Vladimir Putin, or those elusive Tax Returns?
Heywood Jablowme
The Amazon reviewers have been having fun: “It called Mary a nasty woman, deported Joseph and called Jesus an anchor baby.”
Heywood Jablowme
“Bigly ornament. Too bigly! No matter where I hang it, it tips the tree way too far to the right.”
“It groped my angel.”
1EqualityUSA
These are funny, Heywood.
GayEGO
No thanks, that looks like a gas can rather than a Christmas ornament! :>)