Tucker Carlson Dances with No Stars

As purveyors of all things low-brow (hello, look where you are), you probably already know that Tucker Carlson has been given the boot from Dancing With The Stars.

We must admit, we’re more than a little disappointed. We were hoping he’d at least last two weeks, but America has spoken and now Carlson is on the big dance floor in the sky. Our world just got a little darker.

After the jump, relive Carlson’s singular dance and brutal judgements. Then, shed a tear and get over it. That’s what Carlson would want.