The trailer for Tucker Carlson’s new documentary series focusing on low testosterone has arrived and it’s gay AF.
Carlson, who has spent much of his career attacking the LGBTQ community, has produced the new series as part of his ongoing push to highlight supposed cultural attacks on white, heterosexual men.
The End of Men will air as part of Tucker Carlson Presents. It focuses on low testosterone which, in the view of the Fox News host, results from the “emasculation” of men.
I promise you are not prepared for Tucker's latest montage pic.twitter.com/8tdvYTW2cn
— nikki mccann ramírez (@NikkiMcR) April 16, 2022
Scientists have documented low testosterone in men as a natural part of aging for almost a century, attributing the phenomenon to poor health, poor nutrition, obesity, and pollution, among other factors. One thing that experts have not cited as causing low testosterone: the emasculation of men.
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The trailer itself features a montage of half-naked, white men engaging in “manly” activities, including wrestling, doing pushups, grilling meat, stuffing their testicles inside a tanning box (really), and, most inexplicably, gripping the teat of a cow.
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Apparently, nothing says “masculine” like gripping a milk-shooting phallus.
The trailer has caused an uproar on social media for its bizarre mix of unintentional homoeroticism and quasi-fascist imagery. Even avowed Carlson fan Kid Rock has voiced criticism, in particular, over the concept of “testicle tanning,” a kind of therapy whereby men insert their testicles into a box with a red light.
Rock, while appearing on a segment of Carlson’s show yesterday, couldn’t stop laughing after seeing the trailer.
Next guest up for Tucker is Kid Rock, who seems befuddled by the previous segment on testicle tanning. Tucker tries to get him to take it seriously, but even Kid is confused. pic.twitter.com/UFowYYFvdZ
— Ron Filipkowski ?? (@RonFilipkowski) April 17, 2022
“Dude, stop,” Rock said. “Dude, stop. Testicle tanning?”
“Open your mind, Bobby,” Carlson replied.
“I’m starting a rock band and it’s called ‘testicle tanning,'” Kid Rock joked.
Carlson then turned serious again, pressing the issue to his guest. “Don’t you think, at this point, when so many of the therapies, the paths they’ve told us to take, have turned out to be dead ends that really hurt people, why wouldn’t open-minded people seek new solutions?”
“I don’t know what the hell is going on in this world,” a stunned Kid Rock replied. “I’m not even sure I understand that question. Some days I just want to stop the planet. Let me off.”
Funny, we feel the same way every time we have to watch a Tucker Carlson segment.
We’re not alone. Have a look at some of our favorite Twitter reactions to the trailer…
The gay '70s VHS porno I was watching put itself on pause and gazed at Tucker Carlson's smoking hot "The End of Men" trailer in lust-filled amazement and jealousy.
— Daved Alexander ???? ?? (@daved_alexander) April 16, 2022
Please, someone explain what isvgoinh on in here. pic.twitter.com/8UIB9cnuWX
— Doctor Assham (@DoctorAssham) April 16, 2022
The Rise Above Movement (RAM), an infamous neo-Nazi street gang, credits Tucker Carlson and his "End of Men" trailer with helping their "tribe and train" narrative become mainstream. RAM takes credit for helping popularize this kind of white supremacist, patriarchal propaganda. pic.twitter.com/WbrFVwKI8V
— Vishal P. Singh (they/he) ????? (@VPS_Reports) April 18, 2022
After Tucker Carlson’s Docuseries “The End of Men” aired. Rudy Giuliani quickly announced he would be opening, Four Seasons Testicle Tanning & Dildo Emporium in Freehold, NJ.
Seems like the masculine thing to do.? https://t.co/Gwel4VME7A
— Papi B Dubs – Columist:Testicle Tanning Weekly? (@Papi_B_Dubs) April 18, 2022
With The End of Men, Tucker Carlson may appear to be talking about testosterone, but what he's selling is red pilling, white/male supremacy, the gender binary and our generations old isolating/bullying Man Box culture which harms men and all those who's lives we impact.
— Mark Greene (@RemakingManhood) April 18, 2022
Tucker Carlson Releases Unintentional Gay Porn Video “The End Of Men” ?? https://t.co/eEWlBjttJi pic.twitter.com/i7Qp8ZhAth
— Str8UpGayPorn (@Str8UpGayAwards) April 17, 2022
Tucker Carlson has a new series called “The End Of Men” and every second of it is top tier comedypic.twitter.com/u0zjQzvIdc
— chris (touching ? atm) (@mych3micalswift) April 17, 2022
My mother always said to be wary of people who are too, too much of something. Too, too nice/too, too religious/too, too friendly, etc. They are hiding something, making up for something. Tucker Carlson’s ‘End of Men’ video is Mom’s wisdom on steroids.
— Great Aunt Edna (@GreatAuntEdna) April 17, 2022
If you thought you’d already seen @tuckercarlson’s hand-picked End of Men scenes before, you’re not wrong. pic.twitter.com/BenhrBKKKw
— Sgt Joker (@TheSGTJoker) April 17, 2022
ZzBomb
Can anyone actually confirm if Tuck is an actual man? I’ve yet to see any proof.
BennyTheHill
The NUMBER ONE program on ALL cable TV: Tucker Carlson Tonight.
Not one MSNBC or CNN host has even a third of his viewers. NOT ONE.
🙂
storm45701
Half the viewers are Democrats who need their daily laugh.
Bosch
@Benny
The country being full of uneducated dumbasses isn’t the brag you think it is.
BennyTheHill
storm45701:
That’s great to hear.
If true, Democrats and leftists are making a populist conservative like Tucker very rich, and they’re also contributing to the power of Fox and the wealth of Murdoch.
Good!
🙂
johncp56
Tucker is a lady, and a bad one, keeps lying to himself
Kangol2
Talk about fragile racist, fascist toxic masculinity! Tucker Swanson Heir might want to start thrice-daily testosterone shots given how brittle he clearly is!
PinkoOfTheGange
Someone is overthinking dairy farming here it isn’t the D-bag on the TeeVee machine.
toddlicious
When I think of a REAL MAN, I instantly think of Tucker Carlson LMAO!!!!!!!
Jaquelope
What’s infrared light supposed to do to increase testosterone? All infrared is basically heat, and when testicles get too hot, it curtails production of hormones and sperm cells. True, they need warmth to do their jobs, but too much heat is as deleterious as too much cold. Is Tucker trying to out-Trump Donald Trump with his inane, crackpot ideas?
jt1990
FYI tanning your balls with infrared ain’t going to make them shrink and fall off. That’s just wishful thinking from some of these trans wannabes! You just might get skin cancer instead.
Joshooeerr
Two words: Fragile Masculinity. Perfectly describes the likes of Carlson, Trump, Cruz, etc.
Thad
Whoa! Kid Rock, who Nashville Scene magazine called “a human pedal tavern,” is the voice of reason here? Says lots about Mr. Carlson.
bachy
As a male, I’m sympathetic to the fact that heterosexuality can make for a difficult life: marriage and family, mating and reproduction, propagating the species… well, it’s not for the faint of heart. My straight brother, who is one year younger than I, looks 10 years older now. I think it’s something like being a cop or a doctor, in that it’s very demanding and can take a LOT out of you. The streets are littered with heterosexual male roadkill. Men’s lives are frequently destroyed by the harsh and unrelenting demands of heterosexual life.
From where I sit, men like Carlson and his ilk seem to feel that their heterosexuality is not sufficiently appreciated or acknowledged by contemporary society. Are they paranoid? Or are they actually under some kind of siege?
BennyTheHill
LOL!!!
Gay men have a shorter life span than straight men.
Gay men have more emotional problems, drug abuse and alcohol abuse than straight men.
Gay men have lower incomes on average than straight men.
Gay men have a lower net worth on average than straight men.
Surveys have shown that straight men consider their lives far happier than gay men.
🙂
jt1990
Even though I’m straight, I totally agree with most of your statement! I have noticed most straight men age rapidly after being married off, even before having kids. Also they seem to lose their energy. A friend of mine who was always cheerful and enthusiastic now appears severely depressed, just a few months after the wedding.
Gays often seem like my friend before he was married. It could be an act, or maybe they’re all high on fairy dust? Maybe their hatred of Trump keeps them feeling alive. Who knows, but the queers do seem happier!
inbama
Back in the 70s, when people still believed you “chose” to be gay, we asked, “with all the persecution, why would anyone in his right mind choose to be gay?”
But now with Marriage Equality, acceptance and job protections, I look at the straight guys having to deal with the “battle of the Sexes” in their most intimate relationships and I can’t help think, “If sexual orientation were a choice, who in his right mind would choose to be straight?”
Heywood Jablowme
Most straight guys store their testicles in their wife’s purse. It’s dark in there, not much opportunity for “tanning”!
Bosch
@Benny
All you’ve identified is that gay men have to deal with the consequences of discrimination.
But you’re not happy. If you were happy, you wouldn’t need to come to Queerty to bully people. If you were happy, you wouldn’t need to start your message with a “LOL!!!”. Small dick energy, dude.
BennyTheHill
Bosch:
Hey, dude, I’m a gay man with a boyfriend. Just because I accept reality unlike you is sad. I don’t hide from the truth; you do.
🙂
Kangol2
@Bosch, just remember, BennytheLoonyTunes has cycled through four different identities on Queerty. She’s been James Hart (ex-Dem, libertarian), BarryM (libertarian right-winger), MarcyMayer (fake trans woman), and now BennytheHill (pseudo-gay with a “boyfriend”). She lives in a right-wing multiple personality world of her own invention, and should be taken for what she is, a far-right troll whose sole mission is to rile others up. Just let her rot until this newest identity disappears and she reappears under a new one, though it does appear that Queerty is not letting her post under multiple identities on the same thread as she used to do.
gaym50ish
The myth that gay men have shorter life spans was based on bogus research by Paul Cameron of the anti-gay Family Research Institute. Incredibly, he arrived at his conclusions by reading obituaries in major newspapers in the mid-1990s and comparing them with a comparable number of obituaries in gay publications. You don’t have to be a statistician to see how unscientific his method was. He even said that being gay was more dangerous than smoking. But even then, at the height of the AIDS epidemic, life expectancy of the entire gay community was lowered by only a few years at most, and today it’s no different than the life spans of the general population. One thing that HAS been shown to lower gay life spans is living in communities with high anti-gay prejudice.
BennyTheHill
Go to the latest studies by the National Institutes for Health. That’s where I got my evidence.
Jim
That explains a lot.
Tucker, Rock, Trump.
Low testosterone due to aging.
Okay maybe it was low all along.
Heywood Jablowme
Chemical-laden frozen TV dinners cause low testosterone. See, Tucker was part of the problem all along!
Bosch
So, are these new trolls, or did the old ones just get new screennames?
jcool
new screennames.
Heywood Jablowme
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