Turns Out There’s An Abundance Of Creepy Sex Toys Out There

We told you about Sinthetics, a company that produces custom, hand-made, “life-like” sex dolls ranging from about $6,000 to $25,000–yes, $25,000! — depending on how many bonus features you want.

Well, it turns out these nasty little dolls were just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to bedroom accessories.

Scroll down for 10 more sex toys not for the faint of heart…

The Nut Crusher



Instructions for use: “Unscrew the bottom ring on the flask using the included allen wrenches, and insert testicles.”

Need we say more?


Latex Male Enema Pants

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Have you ever felt a strong urge to pee in a tube and then have the pee give you an enema? If so, then these are the pants for you!


Mr. Jack Mouth With Moustache

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This male mouth masturbator comes with a remote control that allows you to determine how tightly Mr. Jack clamps down with the extra long teeth that appear to be growing out of his throat.

Don’t even get us started on the black caterpillar moustache.


The Cone


Plop yourself down on this hard pointy triangle!


Three Prong Anal Speculum

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For guys who like to take playing doctor to the level after the next level.


Fck A Duck Doll


Made especially for men who like to engage in “fowl play” during bath time.


Deep Driller with Cock Ring

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No, that’s not a medieval torture device. According to the manufacturer’s website it’s “a very clever way to penetrate the urethra while trapping the cock in place.”


The Birdcage


Also not a medieval torture device, this human-sized cage allows you to lock someone inside and then poke them with metal sticks.


The Dragon’s Tongue


For any of you hardcore Game of Thrones fans who’ve ever fantasized about hooking up with Daenerys’ dragons.


21 Grams

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Dutch designer Mark Sturkenboom’s “memory box” opens with an elegant key that doubles as a pendant necklace. Inside is a glass dildo that you can use to store your beloved’s ashes.


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