Cats batting around yarn and sleeping in wicker baskets. A wizened retiree wistfully gazing out at the snow-tipped peaks, in awe at the majestic tapestry that is life. Dogs dressed in their finest rumpled chic, peering balefully out from behind half-moon eyeglasses. Fields of barley. Probably even the occasional winding glen.
Calendars come in so many themes that it can be tough trying to decide which one best suits you. But on the off chance that you’d rather forgo all the kittens and the fucking barley and pick up a calendar that’s heavy on the hunky side of the spectrum, we’ve got you covered.
Let us take look, eh…?
Dieux Du Stade Calendar 2018
2017 can’t end soon enough. Fortunately, next year’s already looking up — thanks to the latest Dieux Du Stade calendar. Now entering its ninth year, 2018’s installment appears to be profiling some of their hottest athletes yet.
Think we’re lying? Frankly, that hurts.
The preview images below — photographed by Errikos Andeou — demonstrates just how much unspeakable beauty we’re talking about.
Alex Bowen Official 2018 Calendar
If the name Alex Bowen sounds familiar, it may be because of his stint on UK reality show Love Island — or because of that rather astonishing photo incident from July 2016. Because of the sheer enormity of the find, Bowen’s leak was the talk of the Internet for days. And days. People couldn’t get enough (and there was enough to go around, yeah.)
Now, the reality star is bringing out his 2018 calendar, which finds him once again showing off in his briefs and, yes, much much less in a work un-friendly photo you can see here.
Here are some highlights:
And here’s what he did when the shoot was over:
Shot my 2018 Calendar today ? back home for a dominos ?
— Alex Bowen (@ab_bowen07) June 28, 2017
The Warwick Rowers’ 2018 calendar
As the grotesquerie we’re calling 2017 shambles towards an end, we can at least find solace in the fact that a bounty of beefcakey calendars is on the horizon.
Case in point: The Warwick Rowers’ 2018 calendar, which features the athletic young men cavorting throughout the UK and Spain, being ever-so shirtless and iconic.
Proceeds from the calendar will be donated to Sports Allies, an organization that aims to remove homophobia from the world of sports.
Head here to get your hands on one.
Have a look:
Steve Grand in Provincetown 2018 Calendar
New Years Resolution #12: Finally — finally — commit to buying lots of super-sexy calendars.
Steve Grand, the openly gay country singer who gleefully parades around in superior jockstraps, is giving fans exactly what they want this holiday season: He’s releasing not one but two fleshy calendars to ring in the New Year.
I am now selling 2 Limited Edition, Photo Calendars on my web store so you can pick from either the First Edition, the Second Edition, or get both for a discounted rate so you don’t have to choose! :D Order now: Shop.SteveGrand.com?? We got so many amazing shots, I just had to make 2 Calendars worth of images. So yes, both calendars have their own unique set of photos, although all the photos came from the same photoshoot. ??13 full resolution, never-before-seen full color photo prints make up each limited edition, spiral bound 8.5" x 11" 2018 monthly calendar. Autographed and Personalized Options available! ?These photos were taken by the very talented Zack Zerbe this past summer while I was living and performing in Ptown.? The photos in the images are a sample of some of the photos that will be included in the calendars There will be 13 pages of photos total for each calendar. Enjoy! ?:D
Nail one of these against the wall and you’ll have more Steve Grand than you know what to do with.
The images, photographed by Zack Zerbe, each feature Grand parading around in skimpy swimwear and generally being hot stuff.
“I just had to make two calendars worth of images,” Steve gushes. “So yes, both calendars have their own unique set of photos, although all the photos came from the same photoshoot.”
See for yourself.
Red Hot Cocks 2018
As we reported back in September, the Red Hot calendar boys have concocted a spin-off calendar for 2018 that features the models in all their naked glory.
And this is guilt-free ogling, too: the whole project is raising money for Movember Foundation’s Testicular Cancer Awareness.
Have a look-see:
Red Hot C**ks 2018 Calendar – ‘because ginger pubes are awesome and your life needs more colour’ ? Click on link in bio to get your copy today. The calendar raises money for the @movember Foundation's Testicular Cancer Awareness. Cropped version of image due to Instagram restrictions (No emojis ?in calendar – it’s full frontal!?) Join us at the launch party this Friday, 8th December at Dollar Baby 234 Cambridge Heath Road E2 9HA London, Starting at 11 pm #calendar #redhot #redhead #2018 #fullfrontal #malemodel #gingermodel #testicularcancerawareness
Red Hot C**ks 2018 Calendar – ‘because ginger pubes are awesome and your life needs more colour’ ? Click on link in bio to get your copy today. The calendar raises money for the @movember Foundation's Testicular Cancer Awareness. Cropped version of image due to Instagram restrictions (No emojis ?in calendar – it’s full frontal!?) #calendar #redhot #redhead #2018 #fullfrontal #malemodel #gingermodel #testicularcancerawareness
Meatzine 2018 calendar
Looking to celebrate “ordinary” bodies?
Meatzine‘s 2018 calendar features 12 images of naked men — all different shapes, sizes, and ages.
None of the images will be retouched.
The project aims to end body-shaming in the gay community.
Launched in 2010, the U.K.-based mag touts itself as a “smoking hot celebration” of “real guys”.
Founder/editor Adrian Lourie tells HuffPo he wanted to create “something a bit different.”
Muscular models do “nothing for my self-esteem or my body image,” he says.
That’s why he wanted to showcase “an alternative view” that went against the “prevailing image of gay men as young, with perfect, porn-ready bodies.”
Watch the promo vid, and check out highlights from the calendar below: