We already knew that Call Me By Your Name — the 2017 gay film in which Armie Hammer with an assist from a lucky peach seduces a young man — was getting a sequel.
But now fans of the Academy Award-winning drama are coming up with possible titles for the sequel on Twitter, and many of them are pretty hilarious. Let’s play along!
Luca Guadagnino, the gay director of Call Me By Your Name, has said that he can’t simply call his sequel Call Me By Your Name Two. So here are some of the titles that Twitter users have come up with:
Call Me By Your Name: Infinity War
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https://twitter.com/stractofficial/status/1049708899161595904
I Repeat, Call Me By Your Name
https://twitter.com/BradmanTV/status/1049776899415625728
Your Name Is My Safeword
Say My Name, Say My Name
Call Me Peaches
https://twitter.com/TheMicAndMe/status/1049769335651229697
Do You Still Call Me By Your Name?
https://twitter.com/_crazybiotch/status/1049762925630636032
Call Me By Your Name 2: Oops! I Did It Again
CALL ME BY YOUR NAME 2: OOPS!… I DID IT AGAIN #CallMeByYourName2
— Janz Anton-Iago (@janzantoniago) October 9, 2018
Call Me By Your Name: Tokyo Drift
https://twitter.com/agdkslaldz/status/1049465236481294336
Total Me Call
TOTAL ME CALL
— Charlie Shackleton, if that makes sense (@charlieshack) October 9, 2018
You Called Me By Your Name, Which I Realized Was Weird Because That’s Your Name, Not My Name
https://twitter.com/Josh_Franks/status/1049577621082779648
Carry On Calling Me By Your Name
https://twitter.com/Josh_Franks/status/1049587735206551552
Elio and the Giant Peach
Elio and the Giant Peach
— Annie Shoup (@shoupshouts) October 8, 2018
For the third film: Call 3 By Your Name
https://twitter.com/Josh_Franks/status/1049577728704417792
2 Call 2 Name
2 call 2 name https://t.co/bdynh9QINQ
— bp (@valenzuelabp) October 9, 2018
I Know By What Name You Called Me Last Summer
I Know By What Name You Called Me Last Summer
— Kenneth D'Amica (@kdamica) October 9, 2018
Call Me By Your Name 2: Call Harder
Call me by your name 2: Call Harder
— Trizzy Gillespie (@BlackXList) October 9, 2018
Why Didn’t You Call Me?
Well since he left & got married how about “Why didn’t you call me?” #CallMeByYourName
?People are suggesting brilliant titles for Call Me By Your Name 2? https://t.co/EXToE77hLh— TDotGayCop (@TDotGayCop) October 9, 2018
I Know You Are But What Am I?
https://twitter.com/Druiddan3/status/1049702537442586624
Call Me By Your Last Name
https://twitter.com/_mitchygrassi/status/1049825199884042240
To Become Who We Are
If Not Later, When
Out in the Real World
The Things That Matter (part of an existing book title)
Speak About Things That Matter
To Speak or Die
Better to Speak
Better to Speak or Die
Visions of Elio
#CallMeByYourName Sequel titles continued:
To Become Who We Are
If Not Later, When
Out in the Real World
The Things That Matter (part of an existing book title)
Speak About Things That Matter
To Speak or Die
Better to Speak
Better to Speak or DieOthers:
Visions of Elio
— Timothée Chalamet’s Curls (@LuvTimmysCurls) October 10, 2018
As for the sequel, Guadagnino has already revealed that it will follow Oliver and Elio as they reunite 15 years after their first meeting. It will take place during the start of the 1990s — at the height of the HIV epidemic — and Oliver will be married to a woman and have kids.
Sounds pretty serious. Perhaps the title should be The Honeymoon’s Over?
What are your ideas for the title?
Mozo83
This article needs more tweets.
mr guy
Call me 2: Electric Boogaloo
Billy Budd
Eat my peach and I will eat yours.
SiamSean
Call me Bi…
tjack47
Don’t Call Me: I’ll Call You
Billy Budd
The adventures of Elio, queen of the peaches.
eh002e
Uh…you’re missing the obvious: Call me by your name: Judgment Day
caped212
In honor of Blondie: Call Me
waspybear
Dont call me, I’m married and over you
nitejonboy
Who’s calling ? Or by a more modern title, New Phone, who dis ?
Herman75
Is this the funniest and most clever article ever? I know right?
Terrycloth
Armie Hammer was supposed to be playing a guy in his 20’s. He looks 30ish..second the movie was very slow and long …if they cut it by 30 – 40 minutes the pace would have been better…I also thought Armie in a few sconces acted like he didnt want to be there..the movies was good .not great timothee was awesome in his role…the hype on this movie was a bit much…..
cancorv
This article was horrible to read. It had that same tweet like 27 or 270 times. Could the editors think of reader friendliness?
cancorv
How about an homage to J Alfred Prufrock and call the new film “Do I dare to eat a peach?” I’m just not sure that there should be a sequel.
dustashed
some suggestions:
Call Her by My Name
Call Me by Her Name
JLJ
“LOUDER”