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Twitter is coming up with hilarious names for the ‘Call Me By Your Name’ sequel

We already knew that Call Me By Your Name — the 2017 gay film in which Armie Hammer with an assist from a lucky peach seduces a young man — was getting a sequel.

But now fans of the Academy Award-winning drama are coming up with possible titles for the sequel on Twitter, and many of them are pretty hilarious. Let’s play along!

Luca Guadagnino, the gay director of Call Me By Your Name, has said that he can’t simply call his sequel Call Me By Your Name Two. So here are some of the titles that Twitter users have come up with:

Call Me By Your Name: Infinity War

I Repeat, Call Me By Your Name

Your Name Is My Safeword

Say My Name, Say My Name

Call Me Peaches

Do You Still Call Me By Your Name?

Call Me By Your Name 2: Oops! I Did It Again

Call Me By Your Name: Tokyo Drift

Total Me Call

You Called Me By Your Name, Which I Realized Was Weird Because That’s Your Name, Not My Name

Carry On Calling Me By Your Name

Elio and the Giant Peach

For the third film: Call 3 By Your Name

2 Call 2 Name

I Know By What Name You Called Me Last Summer

Call Me By Your Name 2: Call Harder

Why Didn’t You Call Me?

I Know You Are But What Am I?

Call Me By Your Last Name

To Become Who We Are
If Not Later, When
Out in the Real World
The Things That Matter (part of an existing book title)
Speak About Things That Matter
To Speak or Die
Better to Speak
Better to Speak or Die
Visions of Elio

As for the sequel, Guadagnino has already revealed that it will follow Oliver and Elio as they reunite 15 years after their first meeting. It will take place during the start of the 1990s — at the height of the HIV epidemic — and Oliver will be married to a woman and have kids.

Sounds pretty serious. Perhaps the title should be The Honeymoon’s Over?

What are your ideas for the title?