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Twitter to gays: “Yes, we know our new feature sounds like an enema”

Twitter has announced a major new feature, prompting gay men everywhere to side-eye the popular app and whisper: “Really, though?”

The feature is intended to be Twitter’s answer to Instagram’s “Stories” — a way for users to post content that only gets displayed for 24 hours.

Introducing… “fleets.”

Twitter product lead Kayvon Beykpour announced the move in a series of tweets:

“Every day, people come to Twitter to see what’s happening. One of the unique things about Twitter is that ‘what’s happening’ is fuelled by people sharing their thoughts openly, through tweets. But sharing your thoughts publicly can be intimidating!

“People often tell us that they don’t feel comfortable tweeting because tweets can be seen and replied to by anybody, feel permanent and performative (‘how many likes and retweets will this get!?’).

“We’ve been listening to this feedback and working to create new capabilities that address some of the anxieties that hold people back from talking on Twitter. Today, in Brazil only, we’re starting a test (on Android and iOS) for one of those new capabilities. It’s called Fleets.”

“I know what you’re thinking,” he added. “THIS SOUNDS A LOT LIKE STORIES!”

Well, no. That isn’t what people were thinking, as evidenced by this response from a user named Colin:

“No, what I’m thinking is, ‘That sounds like the leading brand of enemas’, but go off.”

Or this one from Donna:

And the joke was not lost on Twitter. The day after the feature was announced, the official Twitter Comms account posted:

“yes we know what fleets means. thanks – gay intern”

The tweet quickly racked up replies such as these: