The internet is losing it over yet another celebrity’s unclothed physique becoming available for mass consumption, and they are taking to Twitter to register their reactions.
Users of the site started tweeting when at first only the censored versions of the Orlando Bloom nude photos were available. Bloom was photographed in the buff while on a paddle board during a vacation with girlfriend Katy Perry. A shadow on his thigh suggested he was well endowed. Eventually the uncensored version were unearthed.
Here are some of the best responses to the Bloom nudes.
*sees Orlando Bloom trending*
*clicks on the trend* pic.twitter.com/n7TESl8TtK
— The Late Late Show (@latelateshow) August 3, 2016
**Sees Orlando Bloom trending** "I'll just click on this to see what's happ…" pic.twitter.com/t9ugXe2cC8
— Samantha McDowell (@SamsTown_) August 3, 2016
out here lookin for those uncensored pics of Orlando Bloom like pic.twitter.com/b9b42EIxQQ
— Ian (@ianspencer95) August 3, 2016
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Two people in my timeline tweeted the uncensored Orlando Bloom pics before 8am pic.twitter.com/O2dns0FQih
— AbbieWatchesStuff (@PamSandwiches) August 5, 2016
"Why does Orlando Bloom trend?"
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"… OH" pic.twitter.com/3iO7N6ts8d— Sandy (@CigdemSandy) August 4, 2016
Me seeing all these leaked nudes of Orlando Bloom: pic.twitter.com/ZXhNwmIazJ
— Halamans Of Manila (@HalamansOfMnl) August 5, 2016
Orlando bloom gone naked news and suddenly the uncensored appears.. pic.twitter.com/267XpwCc99
— Mars (@mars_esa) August 5, 2016
Orlando Bloom's dick is so long and white he calls it "Elizabethtown."
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) August 5, 2016
Woke up really worried about whether #OrlandoBloom puts suncream on his knob. I'd hate to see it prematurely age & not be able to get work.
— Aisling Bea (@WeeMissBea) August 5, 2016
? RT @oureric: We asked for Frank Ocean's album, but we were given Orlando Bloom's wang: a parable.
— Saeed Jones (@theferocity) August 5, 2016
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when every single girl on the tl laughing at orlando bloom's dick for being small but it's bout 4x bigger than mine pic.twitter.com/Rqbzu5reBe
— king virgin (@Sanchovies) August 5, 2016
Apparently not everyone is pleased with what they’ve seen.
https://twitter.com/niazartkid/status/761618089700188160
Well, you can’t please everyone.
#orlando bloom #orlandoboom
My dear Legolas!!! pic.twitter.com/ZU3m2Bu5AA— Braelurie© (@braelurie) August 5, 2016
bottom250
He is a beautiful looking man and it I would love to have him in me.
Harley
Well, you know, that water looked pretty cold.
Kangol
He did look good. Someone asked why he was semi-erect, but that misses the fact that he was nude paddle-boarding with his girlfriend, Katy Perry (go figure). He’s definitely a candidate for a full-front scene in a forthcoming Hollywood or UK studio feature film.
Ken A.
Now what is all the hoopla, he’s a guy, he has a penis, like every guy–unless something medically happened–like WOW!
robho3
I don’t really think he gives a shit what anyone says about him. I feel bad for celebrities that can’t have any privacy in their lives.
Captain Obvious
Literally the most average sized penis I’ve ever seen in my life. I was expecting something absurd looking like that other picture. He even shaved all his pubes off to make it look bigger… Honestly those pics make him look like he has a teen boy’s body… Meh.
Random
The whole thing is so obviously a publicity stunt. Anyone who think otherwise is naive in the extreme.
Hermes
Looks absolutely perfect to me, and frankly, so does Justin. Justin is better endowed, but both of them are just perfect. Both straight of course, but I can look and admire. Legolas looks really sexy and Bieber always did – its too bad about the drugs.
scotshot
They knew going in. it’s what they want.
dean089
@Ken A.: LOL! Yeah, I’m always curious as to why people act (surprised?) when a guy has a penis.
Katy Perry, though, was smart to keep her suit on. Men, at least the good looking ones, are praised for public nudity. Women, even the most beautiful, are treated exactly opposite.
martinbakman
Katy and the Peen.
captainburrito
@Captain Obvious: I love how that is classed as a teen boys body. I was thinking how much more manly it was compared to his Legolas days when i found him pretty but not that attractive.
Evji108
It’s about time dick gets to be openly enjoyed as much as boobies. Dick has been censored for much too long. No pun intended.
Brian
It’s a pity that Orlando’s career wasn’t as big as his penis.
Brian
If it’s OK to poke fun at a man’s penis, how about we also poke fun at women’s vaginas?
DCguy
@Kangol:
Because he fluffed himself because he set up the pictures and the leak.
sanfranca1
I rather like it. Nothing better than a completely natural d*ck!
Sluggo2007
I love guys who aren’t afraid to whip it out! More power to him!
Sansacro
@Captain Obvious: Are we looking at the same pics? Thought the flaccid dick a very nice length and body quite manly. Don’t know what teens you been hanging out with.
Sansacro
@captainburrito: Totally.
MMDD
@Sansacro: He’s a troll. Just ignore him.