Twitter Responds To Those Orlando Bloom Paddle Boarding Photos


The internet is losing it over yet another celebrity’s unclothed physique becoming available for mass consumption, and they are taking to Twitter to register their reactions.

Users of the site started tweeting when at first only the censored versions of the Orlando Bloom nude photos were available. Bloom was photographed in the buff while on a paddle board during a vacation with girlfriend Katy Perry. A shadow on his thigh suggested he was well endowed. Eventually the uncensored version were unearthed.

Here are some of the best responses to the Bloom nudes.


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Apparently not everyone is pleased with what they’ve seen.


Well, you can’t please everyone.

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  • bottom250

    He is a beautiful looking man and it I would love to have him in me.

  • Harley

    Well, you know, that water looked pretty cold.

  • Kangol

    He did look good. Someone asked why he was semi-erect, but that misses the fact that he was nude paddle-boarding with his girlfriend, Katy Perry (go figure). He’s definitely a candidate for a full-front scene in a forthcoming Hollywood or UK studio feature film.

  • Ken A.

    Now what is all the hoopla, he’s a guy, he has a penis, like every guy–unless something medically happened–like WOW!

  • robho3

    I don’t really think he gives a shit what anyone says about him. I feel bad for celebrities that can’t have any privacy in their lives.

  • Captain Obvious

    Literally the most average sized penis I’ve ever seen in my life. I was expecting something absurd looking like that other picture. He even shaved all his pubes off to make it look bigger… Honestly those pics make him look like he has a teen boy’s body… Meh.

  • Random

    The whole thing is so obviously a publicity stunt. Anyone who think otherwise is naive in the extreme.

  • Hermes

    Looks absolutely perfect to me, and frankly, so does Justin. Justin is better endowed, but both of them are just perfect. Both straight of course, but I can look and admire. Legolas looks really sexy and Bieber always did – its too bad about the drugs.

  • scotshot

    They knew going in. it’s what they want.

  • dean089

    @Ken A.: LOL! Yeah, I’m always curious as to why people act (surprised?) when a guy has a penis.

    Katy Perry, though, was smart to keep her suit on. Men, at least the good looking ones, are praised for public nudity. Women, even the most beautiful, are treated exactly opposite.

  • captainburrito

    @Captain Obvious: I love how that is classed as a teen boys body. I was thinking how much more manly it was compared to his Legolas days when i found him pretty but not that attractive.

  • Evji108

    It’s about time dick gets to be openly enjoyed as much as boobies. Dick has been censored for much too long. No pun intended.

  • Brian

    It’s a pity that Orlando’s career wasn’t as big as his penis.

  • Brian

    If it’s OK to poke fun at a man’s penis, how about we also poke fun at women’s vaginas?

  • DCguy


    Because he fluffed himself because he set up the pictures and the leak.

  • sanfranca1

    I rather like it. Nothing better than a completely natural d*ck!

  • Sluggo2007

    I love guys who aren’t afraid to whip it out! More power to him!

  • Sansacro

    @Captain Obvious: Are we looking at the same pics? Thought the flaccid dick a very nice length and body quite manly. Don’t know what teens you been hanging out with.

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