Mike Pence turns 58 years old today.
To celebrate the occasion, his staff decorated Air Force 2 with tacky balloons and streamers and threw him a “flying birthday party” as he jetted down to Houston to give a speech at NASA. Texas Sen. Ted Cruz along with Reps. Brian Babin and Lamar Smith joined him on the flight.
Meanwhile, folks on Twitter have been busy throwing serious birthday shade at the 48th Vice President of the United States of America.
Read some of their birthday “wishes”…
For Mike Pence's birthday, he's allowed to look at a woman who isn't his wife for 1/24th of a second.
— Kashana (@kashanacauley) June 7, 2017
— Kaycee ? Nightfire (@KcNightfire) June 7, 2017
wtf mike pence and my mom have the same birthday, god damnit
— apricot la croix (@wastedchamps) June 7, 2017
I imagine Mike Pence celebrates his birthday by drinking a glass of milk at 4pm while lighting a Redbook on fire.
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) June 7, 2017
— Chelsea (@Chelseashow) June 7, 2017
Pence is a hologram. Holograms don't have birthdays. #MikePence
— Geoff Carrotte (@CarrotteG) June 7, 2017
Happy Birthday, @mike_pence ????! Text 41444; keyword 58pence to donate to Planned Parenthood in his name to show him we're thinking of him!
— PPMW (@PPMW_DC) June 7, 2017
Oh my god. Is today mike pence's birthday too?
— hannahviolin (@hannahviolin) June 7, 2017
Comey might've given Mike Pence his best birthday ever
— Samantha Tomaszewski (@managewski) June 7, 2017
— Jill Biden (@JillBidenVeep) June 7, 2017
I see its your birthday, Me Vice President @mike_pence… I hope you have an awful day & that you get a bad case of the two-bob-bits…
— Matthew Black (@NoirMJ) June 7, 2017
Bad enough to know that Mike Pence and I are from the same place, let alone that we apparently have the same b-day. pic.twitter.com/t7StBDZacW
— Emily Anderson (@EmCAnderson) June 7, 2017