Twitter fingers is back.
Donald Trump used his tiny hands to send a bizarre tweet from his unsecured Android phone this morning, ranting incoherently about his totally unconstitutional “not a Muslim ban” Muslim ban, then mentioning something about “EASY D”:
Big increase in traffic into our country from certain areas, while our people are far more vulnerable, as we wait for what should be EASY D!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 8, 2017
People wasted no time responding to his call for “EASY D”:
Dude, if you want easy D, you can find it on Grindr. https://t.co/RiKdNVEOB7
— Josh Barro (@jbarro) February 8, 2017
Sorry. But. I'm dying over here, y'all. #EasyD #Waiting pic.twitter.com/H2LSfd2QVR
— Anthony M. Kreis (@AnthonyMKreis) February 8, 2017
"Tremendous news that EASY D has agreed to play the Bowling Green memorial concert! It's going to be terrific. BIG FAN!"
— ??Elle? (@TrickOrTreackle) February 8, 2017
When you got that Easy D pic.twitter.com/X4KxvF7EqK
— Matthew Kick (@MatthewKick) February 8, 2017
And thus was born a thousand parties at gay clubs titled #EASYD.
— Tim Newman (@tnewmstweet) February 8, 2017
Oh, but it doesn’t stop there…
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can't believe POTUS is tweeting about the gay agenda: life, liberty, & the pursuit of EASY D https://t.co/1yMXX4lkQ5
— Tyler Oakley (@tyleroakley) February 8, 2017
Look me up on Grindr "Easy D" #easyd pic.twitter.com/KqXBUfNKi1
— Beer Breath (@Beer_Breath) February 8, 2017
Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning for Easy D.
— Tyler Coates (@tylercoates) February 8, 2017
when he says he's waiting for easy D pic.twitter.com/KCmW2YYu7m
— David Mack (@davidmackau) February 8, 2017
SPICER: I can't do it. There's no way to make "easy D" sound presidential.
KELLYANNE CONWAY: *smoking two cigarettes at once* Hold my beer.
— Carlos Maza (@gaywonk) February 8, 2017
We’d say this meme sums the whole situation up pretty perfectly:
Just another Wednesday in Trump’s America, right?
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1EqualityUSA
1,440 days left to go.
jimontp
I just don’t get it. Easy D? D and P are so far apart , Trump’s tiny little fingers couldn’t get that wrong? What the hell does he mean by EasyD?
Jack Meoff
Laughing hard at some of the tweets on this. Funny shit.
1EqualityUSA
Those linens Trump is lying atop do not look like the sheets of a grown man; he must be in his daughter’s bedroom, scantily clad in a robe. ew. No headboard and a skanky wire dangling down from above. ew. 1,338 days left to go.