Earlier today, we told you about Fire Island, Logo’s upcoming reality show that’s hoping to fill the Finding Prince Charming-sized hole in nobody’s heart.
Well, it took precious little time for Twitter to sink its sharp teeth into news of the show, and let it suffice to say it’s been an apoplectic, irretrievably bitchy afternoon ever since word got out.
Not to say it hasn’t been entertaining. Take a look at a few handpicked Tweets — there are a lot to choose from — and please vote which one you think is the most inexcusably bitched-out.
Let us begin.
Me calling LOGO about 'Fire Island' pic.twitter.com/u1bPwO6y1t
— Russell Falcon (@RussellFalcon) March 6, 2017
Logo's "Fire Island" is yet another artistic instillation in the "how insufferable does a hot guy need to be before he's unfuckable?" genre
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) March 6, 2017
Why on earth would anyone watch Fire Island on a Drag-Race-free Logo, when you could just look at pictures of those men being silent?
— itsonlyzach (@itsonlyzach) March 6, 2017
We cut off Robert Sepulveda's head, and six even more horrible heads grew back. https://t.co/I6FQiUda5r
— sam carb (@samcorb) March 6, 2017
Sam Smith didn't bravely win the first Oscar ever for a gay man so that Logo could do a crap show about Fire Island trash.
— Alexander M4Milton ? (@thedealwithalex) March 6, 2017
@KellyRipa this fire island nonsense is an outrage!
— Mike Dreyden (@mikedreyden) March 6, 2017
— Gay Mike Pence (@Gay_Mike_Pence) March 6, 2017
I haven’t been on Twitter all day and the first thing I saw was that Fire Island trailer so see y’all in another 24 hours after I burn sage
— Petty Buckley (@chocobohomo) March 6, 2017
@bkkirby Fun fact: One of the guys from the Fire Island cast sold me his old Kindle e-reader a few years ago!
— Michael Varrati (@MichaelVarrati) March 6, 2017
College Twink Jon would not have fit in on Fire Island: The Series. pic.twitter.com/hbG3Pp5SqL
— Jonathon Pernisek ? (@jonpernisek) March 6, 2017
genie: 1 wish
me: one of the Fire Island gays gets brutally murdered and the show takes a true crime turn
— Nathan Carroll (@nnnathancarroll) March 6, 2017
I don't wanna talk about Fire Island by slut shaming or fem shaming or age shaming or obviously smell bad shaming or trying too hard shaming
— Todd Masterson (@Toddmasterson) March 6, 2017
Maybe Fire Island will have a mid-season, Lord of the Flies twist.
— Annie Goolahee (@originalsettler) March 6, 2017
And what is Katie’s problem here? How rude.
— Katie Walker (@KatieM_Walker) March 3, 2017