As far as wedding themes go, unicorns have to rank somewhere at the top of the list after drag and before Sir Ian McKellen officiating.
For one gay Jewish couple, the choice was obvious — ride in on a unicorn, blow everyone’s minds. So that’s what they did (which might be a Modern Family reference), and this photo surfaced shortly thereafter:
Just look at that woman’s face on the right. Pure joy. Like all her girlhood dreams all just came true.
But as is almost always the case, the internet took the photo and ran (galloped?), and we’d be remiss if we didn’t give some top-notch captions a proper shoutout.
Here are our favorites:
- Looks like they have a… stable relationship.
- In the least derogatory way possible, that is as gay as it gets.
- Now I want to see a gay Hindu wedding where they ride in on an elephant dressed like a wooly mammoth.
- “Tonight, we ride.”
- Did no one else get the Friends reference here? The old lady’s gone! She’s no longer haunting Phobe! She’s seen it all!
- … so unicorn is kosher?
- Jewnicorn… anyone? Ok I’ll go…
- Those are some good looking Jews.
- Hmm. Kinda thought they would ride bareback….
- How brokeback mountain should of ended.
- 50 shades of neigh
- FAKE! Everyone knows unicorns aren’t Jewish!
- Is that unicorn horn circumcised?
You can find all the comments on Imgur.
Ladbrook
LOL. I noticed how beautiful the couple was BEFORE I noticed the unicorn horn. Aside from that, I’m impressed by how large the crowd was and by how “hetero” they seem to be.
Kudos for having a great ceremony AND a great group of supporters on hand to witness it. Hopefully, the marriage will be as successful as the wedding was.
Milk
They are Jewish , their mothers will make sure their marriage will last forever not to mention eagerly waiting for their grandchildren.
SteveDenver
@Milk: I once heard that every Jewish (and Italian, and Greek) mother prays for a gay son, because then she’ll always be the only woman in his life.
These guys are ADORABLE!
Arconcyyon
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ingyaom
The happy couple are: Danny Rose & Aaron Rosenberg, by the way.
Black Pegasus
Typical and over the top! How can you feel happy for these two without feeling totally disgusted from the rampant narcissism and pretentiousness of it all? Ugh!
Gigi Gee
@SteveDenver: They are!
Gigi Gee
The got married in 2012. Why are you just reporting on this now?
spiffy
In order to best them, I now have no choice but to find a PEGASUS unicorn for my wedding.
Jacob23
What makes me happy is seeing those 2 guys on that important day surrounded by all their family and friends, about to pledge their lives to one another. It’s awesome! And yes, dammit they are hot!
Milk
@SteveDenver: Most mother would prefer a gay son. They are the one who take care of them.
blackberry finn
The next day at the same venue they had a gay Muslim wedding, they were carried in in wooden boxes.
NG22
@Jacob23: Great comment.
Looks like a great day surrounded by loved ones. Totally over-the-top and bizarre unicorn, but also heartwarming. And they are some sexy bastards — so there’s that.
GG
So is unicorn poop magical?
livenwell3030
Straight Couples Could Get Away With This and it would be considered “romantic” But We Just Look Like Fools… We are not gonna win the hearts and minds of the opposition by making a mockery out of a sacred rite.
—They Made their wedding it into a ridiculous gay spectacle.
—90% of those people attended just to be nosy anyway… I’m Jewish I know.
—If the walls had ears that night.
Billy Budd
@livenwell3030: I disagree. We don’t have to be formal in order to be respected. Stop taking yourself so seriously. My Indian girl——friend married a guy who came to the wedding riding a white horse. It happened in India and everybody loved it.
Billy Budd
Times are changing and this is good. We must be able to act as nutty as we like to be.
JPinNC
A unicorn?? Really? …yes I’m happy for them and all, but a UNICORN?? smh
Saint Law
Me and my hubbah got carried in on the shoulders of two minotaurs.
petensfo
I love it! But I am going to have to refill my prescription of ‘Xanex for Gay Summer Weddings’!!!
Mazel Tov
orcanyc
Love it, Congrat’s to them both.
Arconcyyon
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homoist
They got married 2 and a half years ago. The reference on Modern Family was actually based on this wedding.
I am Gay (just like you), Black, HIV-Positive, and Back Bitches!!!
Sorry to be the voice of sobriety folks, but you know unicorns aren’t even real right?
Alan down in Florida
Guess what boys and men – they planned their wedding to satisfy themselves for their own entertainment and joy and the love of their families and friends. They don’t give a damn what any of you think so you all can STFU.
What amazes me is that when I was their age and looking for a Jewish husband there were none that attractive. Being gay was not something good Jewish boys did.
OzJosh
I never thought I’d see Jews on a horse, let alone a unicorn.
imcarp
Why must it always be pointed out that a couple is Jewish? When do we ever hear “Catholic Couple” or “Methodist Couple”?
Why must it always be pointed out that these are “Nice Jewish Boys”? You never hear, “Nice Catholic Boys” or “Nice Methodist Boys”. Why is imperative to point out the Jewish boys are nice? Must we imply that most are not? Who are they trying to convince and why?
martinbakman
Eat your heart out Lance and Michael
greybat
Actually, if it were two Catholic men, it would be even more startling…especially if it were a Church Wedding!