YouTube personality Tyler Oakley has a busy schedule these days. Between managing his 7 million online subscribers, touring the world holding animal onesie-clad slumber parties for fans, writing a memoir and prepping for the release of his documentary, Snervous, the 27-year-old has quite the full plate.
But that doesn’t mean he’s all work and no play, and sometimes even the busiest people just, well, want someone to sit on their face. Specifically Zac Efron. Or Nick Jonas.
In a recent interview for the soon-to-be-shuttered Details magazine, Oakley fielded all sorts of curveball questions, from eating disorders to internet narcissism. The good-natured entertainer handled each with sincerity, humor and a dash of self-awareness — qualities that have surely helped him become as popular as he is.
Then there was this question: “In one of your YouTube videos from 2012, you begged Zac Efron to sit on your face. So how did that work out for you?”
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Here’s how Oakley responded:
“Oh, my God! These questions are amazing, by the way, I am like living right now. No, I never heard from Zac about that. Unfortunately! That is so funny because it feels like such a different time when I made that video. I look back on it and I don’t regret it. But I’m like: What was I up to? I was very busy, obviously.”
Nobody should ever be too busy to have someone sit on their face. There’s a campaign slogan we can get behind.
Tyler then revealed his current celebrity crush to be Nick Jonas — you and everyone else, Tyler.
It begged the followup: “Obviously, you would not mind if Nick Jonas sat on your face.”
“You know, I don’t know if I can comment on that,” said Oakley.
Your “no comment” is comment enough. Wink wink.
Xzamilio
What 15 year old girl wrote this?
Nick Marcy
Seriously though. Who the hell cares
Mark Engledow
So over this guy.
Willy Tickler
im not gay but surely thats like someone saying what they would like to do to a girl and its ok ?
Glücklich
@Xzamilio:
One who has spit roast fantasies.
Martin Steele
He can keep his hands off…. I wouldn’t mind first night privilege with either one, assuming they asked
scotshot
Do we want to hear about this guy’s sexual fantasies as much as we do the Subway guy’s?
Raúl Hernández
We will get plenty of him on Amazing Race. Can we talk about someone else?
Alistair Wiseman
Queerty, you have it backwards. It sounds like Tyler Oakley is all play and no work.
Cody Goulette
im sure he would
Jack Kear
I hope the answer is “make them disappear”
CWM85
I doubt that they would want him but maybe im wrong….
SportGuy
@Jack Kear: Yes, please, send them far far away
Al Schweiger
Tyler, you can sit on my face any time!
Walter Chumley
He’s so brave.
Iver Frank Becklund
I would invite them over for ice cream…
Cagnazzo82
This article just feels like a random advertisement for Tyler Oakley.
This kid doesn’t really interest me so I guess to each their own.
Tracy Pope
Somewhere in the back of my mind I’m sure I know who this is but I must not have cared the first time I heard of him any more than I do now because I just can’t seem to place what relevance he ever had.
@Willy Tickler: Yes, it’s exactly like that. Except that it’s well known entertainers they’re talking about and somehow that’s supposed to make it all right to most people.
Caylin Joey Gerhardt
Omfg who cares
AnTonio L Larcusi
dude, who wouldn’t?!?!
Captain Obvious
Youtube personalities seem to be extremely obnoxious and shallow.
Roberto Diego Enzo Hache
And I am so bored with this…..
tdh1980
The following question is completely rhetorical, but it still bears asking: Why are most of these social-media personalities so vapid and uninteresting?
Robby Chambrella
If you shared or liked this post, you are the problem…You are a totally vapid, empty headed, ego feeding, narcissistic ass.