Wardrobe malfunctions are real. Wardrobe malfunction happen. And they can happen to you.
Buttons pop. Sleeves tear. Towels flop off, revealing a liberal slathering of baby oil, your curiously well-proportioned physique, and… a lot can happen.
A lot does happen.
Model and newly-minted Chippendales dancer Tyson Beckford knows this firsthand.
During a recent show, shortly after basically decking a female audience member in the face with his penis, his towel imperceptibly slipped — and some leering creepos happened to have their cameras on.
Their footage has now become a series of GIFs — and now we’re sharing those GIFs with you, our judicious readers.
Please be responsible with them.
Roan
Oh FFS. I’m 51 years old. I don’t have the patience for a micro fraction of a dick slip. If you want me to look at a dick, you need to put it in front of my face, in good light, stand still and give me a second to put my glasses on.
ChrisK
I’m 50 and I see enough without glasses to know he’s hung just fine.
BriBri
Roan, LMAO! You’re funny!
Roan
*eyeroll at ChrisK…. it wasn’t about the size of his wang
Ksb1978
Tyson Beckford is not young, but damn he’s still got it!
Kangol
Tyson might not be young (anymore), but he’s definitely hung and still hot AF!