Wardrobe malfunctions are real. Wardrobe malfunction happen. And they can happen to you.
Buttons pop. Sleeves tear. Towels flop off, revealing a liberal slathering of baby oil, your curiously well-proportioned physique, and… a lot can happen.
A lot does happen.
Model and newly-minted Chippendales dancer Tyson Beckford knows this firsthand.
During a recent show, shortly after basically decking a female audience member in the face with his penis, his towel imperceptibly slipped — and some leering creepos happened to have their cameras on.
Their footage has now become a series of GIFs — and now we’re sharing those GIFs with you, our judicious readers.