Do all men want to be sex objects?
That’s the question the panel of the UK’s comedy show Argumental tackled with the help of the very distracting stripper, Kieran Hayler.
Here are some highlights from the rousing (arousing?) debate.
Arguing no:
How about we take this to the next level?
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Men do not want to be sex objects, just look at their shoes…Men make lousy sex objects because women are too nice. Women are checking Kieren out, of course you’re looking at his body — he hasn’t got any clothes on!
Arguing yes:
Here he is, with his Herculean frame draped in skin so soft it’s like finely cut Persian silk. Who wouldn’t want to be a sex object looking like that…with undulating muscles that look like the bouncing waves of the storm-kissed Indian ocean? I don’t want to have a body that looks like a body a child would design one of his enemies. I want a body like him!
Here’s the full video, which is quite funny:
And since we clearly know how most of you would answer this question, we went ahead and tracked down a video of Kieran stripping for something appropriately called Adonis Night (complete with drag queen MC):
loren_1955
One of the best bits of British humor I have seen in a good while. Would love to be a sex object, yes. 🙂
EdWoody
Quite an old clip now though – a good year old at least.
Also, Kieran is the sad sack now f*ing leather-faced alleged ‘model’ Katie Price.
He does have a hardcore sex clip out there on the inter webs, if you can bear to look at engorged lady parts.
mz.sam
Video posting an oldie but still a fucking hottie!
Mezaien
Ho yes! if you are a man? and not heterosexual, you want to be the best in bed.
motivateme
this is a bla bla bla moment….he looks like hes ready to marry katie price for sure….
coltonblack
Funny post. He looks sort of silly – don’t you think?
SF Native
Want to be? Some of us already are! JK!
katbox80
No complaint here.
…but then again I’m just a “jealous predator.”
katbox80
They cut out all the good bits.
*Those events are usually done for “hen nights” and are always MCed by a drag queen.
**Steroid use is also very common amongst male strippers and you can usually see all the acne on their backs up close. Also common among their non-stripper variants.
***His wife looks like a living blow-up, much like posh spice. -but his wife not only has an outrageous boob-job but also collagen injected lips. Like a lot.
Paulie
Of course I want to be a sex object, sometimes anyway, sadly I’m not quite as hot as the stripper 🙁
Though I’m not Quasimodo either 😉
katbox80
@Paulie: Juice it up bro
patricklee5150
Damn, Kieren is one of the hottest human beings I have ever seen….and his adorable, shy smile….totally adorable! I would love to be a sex object.
Respect4all
I don’t know if I want to be a sex object, but I wouldn’t mind looking a little like Kieran.
SteveDenver
Kieran Hayler made a porno. He’s prettier now, but wasn’t bad at all before the tan and designer hair: http://www.xvideos.com/video7005479/paige_turnah_vs_kieran_hayler
balehead
Did you notice all the guys hating on him/mocking men could break a mirror??…
katbox80
@SteveDenver: Ewww. That bitch was nasty.
You could also see all his bacne in it. What a let down/turn off.
tardis
@katbox80: No, that wasn’t nasty at all!
nineinchnail
@SteveDenver: (_._) he could shove that deep in me any day. That moose Katie Price is a lucky b–ch!!