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Um, Can Someone Explain Why Lindsay Lohan Is Talking In This Weird New Accent?

Gootsh evenenink.

Lindsay Lohan has adopted a new, stridently vampiric accent, and people want to know why.

Earlier today, Perez Hilton posted the below Tweet featuring beguiling video footage filmed at the launch of Lohan’s new nightclub — and the launch of her new vampire-on-smack accent:

To our ears, it sounds like a cross between this:

And this:

The Twitter minions have taken notice:

And Lindsay Lohan has noticed they’ve noticed:

She tells The Daily Mail “it’s a mixture of most of the languages I can understand or am trying to learn. I’ve been learning different languages since I was a child. I’m fluent in English and French can understand Russian and am learning Turkish, Italian, and Arabic.”

Goots-bye purr now.

h/t: Buzzfeed