Gootsh evenenink.
Lindsay Lohan has adopted a new, stridently vampiric accent, and people want to know why.
Earlier today, Perez Hilton posted the below Tweet featuring beguiling video footage filmed at the launch of Lohan’s new nightclub — and the launch of her new vampire-on-smack accent:
#LindsayLohan has a new speaking accent/mannerism – and it is the most odd and fascinating thing!! Watch HERE! https://t.co/jOGRRXg2lG pic.twitter.com/9beQWIspSQ
— Perez (@ThePerezHilton) November 1, 2016
To our ears, it sounds like a cross between this:
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And this:
The Twitter minions have taken notice:
Lindsay Lohan inventing an accent might be the most iconic thing I’ve seen in my life
— thizz or die u beezy (@Mathew_BAMF) November 2, 2016
Lindsay Lohan has been speaking in a strange new accent. She says the accent is the result of many influences, notably drugs and alcohol.
— Will Presti (@WillPresti) November 2, 2016
@lindsaylohan pic.twitter.com/8fzR5ywtE3
— Alexandra O’Connor (@alexoconnorx) November 2, 2016
And Lindsay Lohan has noticed they’ve noticed:
@DailyMailUK what should I call my new accent? I'm thinking #LILOHAN
— Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) November 1, 2016
She tells The Daily Mail “it’s a mixture of most of the languages I can understand or am trying to learn. I’ve been learning different languages since I was a child. I’m fluent in English and French can understand Russian and am learning Turkish, Italian, and Arabic.”
Goots-bye purr now.
h/t: Buzzfeed
tardis
She sounds arabic. She’s weird.
rtripboy
Madonna is her role model? Lohan is not the first or last use a fake accent.
dwes09
There are examples of people taking on accents after a stroke (and she has enough of a druggy past that mini-strokes are not out of the question). But what is more disconcerting is how old and dissipated she looks for a 30 year old, especially given her access to high end cosmetics and skin care. She must be a mess without makeup! Lay off the drugs kids!!
dwes09
There are examples of people taking on accents after a stroke (and she has enough of a druggy past that mini-strokes are not out of the question). But what is more disconcerting is how old and dissipated she looks for a 30 year old, especially given her access to high end cosmetics and skin care. She must be a mess without makeup! Lay off the drugs and cigarettes kids!!
Jack Meoff
The accent is bad enough but she looks like hell. I thought she was supposed to have cleaned up her act. That girl looks like she has been dragged through the gutter.
robho3
She is just doing this to get attention because no one gives a flying fuck about her anymore and the bitch can’t get any kinda job. She is a hot mess.
Eye of the Beholder
She repeated the exact same thing 5 times in a row putting on heirs like her lil’ rinky-dink attempt at a nightclub, or a spa can change the world.
In the words of Hillary Clinton: “B—-, ya’ brain broke!”
Brian
There’s no truth to the rumor that her new club is called SKANK.
Violent Rainbow
I’ve always wondered how this revolting creature with sun damaged skin to rival Donatella Versace herself managed to sleep with so many handsome Hollywood stars, it really just boggles my mind she is so intensely unattractive to me in every way, not just because I’m gay but because… well fucking look at her! Hideously ugly inside and out!
Xzamilloh
She sounds like Dis-Count Dracula
Sluggo2007
It’s Lindsay Lohan for Pete’s sake! Who gives a shit?
highestbidder
Good luck LiLo
glennr
I can explain the change, she is finally taking her Prozac and Lithium as prescribed, hence a different sounding woman. She may even be able to act now again.