Does former New Jersey first lady Dina Matos-McGreevey, whose husband Jim retired after coming out as a “gay American,” really understand the ludicrous nature of her alimony argument? “Matos McGreevey wants child support for the couple’s 6-year-old daughter and alimony, including compensation for the 13 months she missed out on the lifestyle perks of the governor’s office. Earlier, her accountant testified that the gubernatorial lifestyle of the former first couple is worth $51,000 a month.” It’s almost as if she expected such a “lifestyle” when they married. And, yes, we’re calling her an opportunistic gold digger. [Philly]