This just in: The gays own Bird Box. Just like Halloween and Britney Spears, Bird Box is official gay property. Sorry, hets. It’s ours.
Not only does the Netflix blockbuster give off serious queer vibes (some have gone so far as to declare the entity in the film an official gay icon), but it has inspired an endless supply of super gay memes.
So, yeah. Bird Box belongs to the gays. But don’t just take our word for it. Folks on Twitter agree.
Here’s what they’re saying…
#Birdbox is an intersectional masterpiece: white female protagonist, black male hero, gay Asian guy(two for one!), overweight white female, female Indian doctor. The old white female hits angry white male Trump supporter over the head with a vase.
— In Vino Veritas (@mollishominis) January 3, 2019
I need to see Birdbox. Or my gay license will be revoked #Birdbox
— Aneez Williams (@AneezWilliams) January 2, 2019
had a birdbox inspired dream but all we had to do to be safe was get under a blanket by a certain time, but all my friends kept dying anyway because they are gay and therefore late constantly
— Bec Shaw (@Brocklesnitch) January 2, 2019
Omg a drag queen in LA did a Bird Box themed number to Nelly Furtado’s “I’m Like a Bird” last night ugh the gays’ minds
— Hispanic Pixie Dream Girl (@mathewrodriguez) December 30, 2018
Gay culture is thinking Sandra Bullock and Sarah Paulson were lesbians in bird box but then being disappointed when you find out they’re sisters
— ???? (@sadkxit) December 30, 2018
I’m 5 mins into bird box and sir they are no sisters, that’s some big gay energy how does anyone think that’s how sisters are!!?!? I refuse to believe this is not lesbian
— Eilis ? (@PrincessEilis) January 1, 2019
i watched birdbox for the sole purpose of understanding the latest gay memes
— chandler bing's ornamental nubbin piercing (@j_entree) January 2, 2019
Circuit gays trying to survive in bird box pic.twitter.com/yBNhBtVFeL
— The Holy Spearit ? (@weeeelson) December 28, 2018
— Matthew Winard (@m_winard) January 3, 2019
Every gay this morn: What are these Bird Box memes?
An hour ago: *watches on Netflix App*
Tomorrow: *Makes Bird Box meme*
— Miz Cracker (@miz_cracker) December 28, 2018
Can we make the entity from Birdbox a Gay Icon pls
— Cris? (@cfylCris) January 3, 2019
So in Bird Box if you were already depressed and/or blind would you just be perfectly fine? Because if so I think my roomies and I would all live and so would many of our gay friends. Gay paradise y'all
— Leanna??? (@frenchpressplz) January 1, 2019
I’m shocked gays are making Bird Box memes with screen shots from Bait Bus…
— ?? chilly cv ?? (@nerf_thiss) December 28, 2018
How many gays do you wanna bet are going to go shirtless with speedos to the bars on Halloween with blindfolds on saying they’re “Bird Box”???
— michael bædor (@thequippster) January 2, 2019
birdbox is now a gays only event
— nda ???? (@awstenmmoon) January 3, 2019