This just in: The gays own Bird Box. Just like Halloween and Britney Spears, Bird Box is official gay property. Sorry, hets. It’s ours.
Related: “Bird Box” has captivated audiences… and inspired some super gay memes
Not only does the Netflix blockbuster give off serious queer vibes (some have gone so far as to declare the entity in the film an official gay icon), but it has inspired an endless supply of super gay memes.
So, yeah. Bird Box belongs to the gays. But don’t just take our word for it. Folks on Twitter agree.
How about we take this to the next level?
Our newsletter is like a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.
Here’s what they’re saying…
#Birdbox is an intersectional masterpiece: white female protagonist, black male hero, gay Asian guy(two for one!), overweight white female, female Indian doctor. The old white female hits angry white male Trump supporter over the head with a vase.
— In Vino Veritas (@mollishominis) January 3, 2019
I need to see Birdbox. Or my gay license will be revoked #Birdbox
— Aneez Williams (@AneezWilliams) January 2, 2019
had a birdbox inspired dream but all we had to do to be safe was get under a blanket by a certain time, but all my friends kept dying anyway because they are gay and therefore late constantly
— Bec Shaw (@Brocklesnitch) January 2, 2019
Omg a drag queen in LA did a Bird Box themed number to Nelly Furtado’s “I’m Like a Bird” last night ugh the gays’ minds
— Hispanic Pixie Dream Girl (@mathewrodriguez) December 30, 2018
Gay culture is thinking Sandra Bullock and Sarah Paulson were lesbians in bird box but then being disappointed when you find out they’re sisters
— ???? (@sadkxit) December 30, 2018
I’m 5 mins into bird box and sir they are no sisters, that’s some big gay energy how does anyone think that’s how sisters are!!?!? I refuse to believe this is not lesbian
— Eilis ? (@PrincessEilis) January 1, 2019
i watched birdbox for the sole purpose of understanding the latest gay memes
— chandler bing's ornamental nubbin piercing (@j_entree) January 2, 2019
Circuit gays trying to survive in bird box pic.twitter.com/yBNhBtVFeL
— The Holy Spearit ? (@weeeelson) December 28, 2018
Potential #birdbox monsters 1. #CrossFit #vegans 2. #Gay #Republicans 3. #Naked #trump
— Matthew Winard (@m_winard) January 3, 2019
Every gay this morn: What are these Bird Box memes?
An hour ago: *watches on Netflix App*
Tomorrow: *Makes Bird Box meme*— Miz Cracker (@miz_cracker) December 28, 2018
Can we make the entity from Birdbox a Gay Icon pls
— Cris? (@cfylCris) January 3, 2019
So in Bird Box if you were already depressed and/or blind would you just be perfectly fine? Because if so I think my roomies and I would all live and so would many of our gay friends. Gay paradise y'all
— Leanna??? (@frenchpressplz) January 1, 2019
I’m shocked gays are making Bird Box memes with screen shots from Bait Bus…
— ?? chilly cv ?? (@nerf_thiss) December 28, 2018
How many gays do you wanna bet are going to go shirtless with speedos to the bars on Halloween with blindfolds on saying they’re “Bird Box”???
— michael bædor (@thequippster) January 2, 2019
birdbox is now a gays only event
— nda ???? (@awstenmmoon) January 3, 2019
Related: More super gay ‘Bird Box’ memes to help get you through the week
barkomatic
I really don’t understand the whole Birdbox thing. I watched it and it was moderately entertaining. Not great but not bad. It borrowed heavily from A Quiet Place and The Happening so it didn’t really cover new ground there. The interesting part was Malorie’s (Sandra Bullock) transformation from an emotionally distant recluse to a slightly warmer person who was willing to actually give her children proper names at the end.
Vince
I thought this was a good comeback for Sandra Bullock. I thought the movie was decent and I totally agree with you on the quiet place and The happening which totally sucked.
nitejonboy
It didn’t borrow from A Quiet Place…Bird Box is based on a book that came out three years before A Quiet Place, if anything it copied off of them.
SnakeyJ
How much is Queerty getting paid for these ads?
Catholicslutbox
Just get an ad blocker.
Brian
He means advertising Bird Box. It really is overkill at this point.
RIGay
…and ManClub69 keeps spamming Queerty.
white-queer-african
Agreed RiGay. Queerty appears to completely ignore this spamming troll / bot. It begs the question if Queerty is not in on the spam?
Bulovaboy
Maybe it’s because I have way to much Heterosexual in my “Gay” body, but I watched the film for the Story not who’s gay or straight or black or white, Thats what wrong with the world today especially the gay world, Way Way to hung up on Sex and Stereotyping. For Goodness Sake Just watch it for the storyline.
ShowMeGuy
It was a really good movie. A few of my friends even questioned why it wasn’t a feature film released to the movie theater circuit. The memes are hysterical. I don’t get any reason why BIRD BOX belongs to *us queers*.
Bulovaboy
Thank u ShowMeGuy.