If unicorns exist—and who’s to say they don’t?—their excrement would probably be magically delicious.
Available on Fab.com, Sweet Insanity’s Unicorn Poop Cookies are the brainchild of founder Kristy Lynn and her foul-mouthed mother.
Mama Lynn inquired as to when her daughter was going to make her unicorn cookies, phrased ever so delicately: “So, when are you going to make your unicorn shit?”
We like to imagine Kristy’s mom was wearing a fur coat over her nightgown while dangling a lit cigarette from her mouth and sipping on a glass of whiskey in the middle of the morning.
After all, a fabulous dessert requires an equally fabulous birth.