UNHAPPY HOUR

Unsurprisingly, Booze Killed Amy Winehouse

A British coroner has finally announced what killed singer Amy Winehouse. Apparently the bisexual crooner had “more than five times the legal driving limit of alcohol in her body at the time of her death.” The official cause of death is listed as “death by misadventure”, something that sounds a hell of a lot more fun that it probably was.

We’ll miss you Ms. Winehouse. At least we can still enjoy her duet with Tony Bennett from beyond the grave. This one’s for you, crazy diamond.