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OUTFest 2011’s Vacation!: Warning, Vacationing Lesbians in Blond Wigs Maybe Armed & Dangerous

“That movie makes me really glad I’m not a lesbian,” observed my (male) German friend, after the recent OUTFest 2011 screening of Zack Clark’s (Modern Love is Automatic) Vacation!

I asked, Was it the extended L.S.D. sequence? The extended blender-substituting-for-vibrator sequence? Or, the subtle hommage to Britany Spears during her blond wig / pre-locked-up in Callabas mansion at twilight / 7-11 phase? Or –

“It was all of it,” he sighed. “Can we go now?”

Tomas Mournian is the author of the novel, Hidden, available at and great online bookstores everywhere.

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