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Vampire Boys, Where Lithe Immortal Blood Suckers Hunt For Hot College Blood

I swear, this is Twilight meets Cruel Intentions, plus the extra mean girls camp factor from Heathers. While we’re thrilled about Fabio’s upcoming underwear killer flick 1313: Nightmare Mansion, it’s director Charlie Vaughn’s Vampire Boys that has us tingly.

First came gay vampire porn, and now comes gay vampire drama. Allow producers to summarize:

Jasin and his vampire brood’s time is running out. In order for them to survive, Jasin needs to find a mortal to turn into a vampire to spend eternity with. Los Angeles provides plenty of young candidates. The brood has their eyes set on Tara, a young, gorgeous blond college student. Tara is open to the idea of becoming a vampire, but someone else enters the picture to disrupt the brood’s plans. Caleb, a fresh face college student new to Los Angeles, keeps dreaming of a mysterious stranger. At school, Caleb meets the stranger, Jasin, and they have an instant connection. The problem is that time is short, and Jasin needs to convince Caleb that eternity as a vampire can be a very sweet life.

When I was a boy and I heard somebody say “and they lived happily ever after,” I never pictured a gay couple. Nor did I picture “ever after” being “the eternity of immortality.” Ever since my True Blood addiction began I’ve been waiting for someone to “glamour” me. Me next, Jasin!

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