‘Very Heterosexual’

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Football star Michael Strahan (pictured at left) has once again been painted as a big homo by his bitter ex-wife, who continues to spread rumors that he is bagging TV Doctor Ian Smith (pictured at right). And now the two handsome young men have gotten serious about denying the rumors: They’ve contacted the New York Post!

Dr. Smith, who apparently has yet to find the cure for his particular variety of gayface, was happy that the following statement appeared in print so he could giggle to himself while saying, “Michael Strahan is very heterosexual, and I am very heterosexual.”

HINT JINT HIT ‘SACK’ WITH DOC PAL [NY Post via Rod 2.0]