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Victoria’s Gayer Than You

Spice Girl Victoria Beckham does her best to distance herself from other celebrity designers. The fashion forward singer tells Elle that other bold-faced sartorialists – for example, Sarah Jessica Parker and Jennifer Lopez – simply stick their name on a shirt and call it art. Not Posh, who claims her inner queer guides her wild aesthetic.

There are so many – and I hate the word celebrities – clothing lines and fragrances, and most of them have nothing to do with it.

I’m so camp! I’m such a gay man trying to get out. I don’t give a [bleep] what anybody thinks!

Funny, we kind of think she looks like a post-op tranny. Victoria, you are way campier than even you realize. You’re so camp, in fact, we’re surprised you even exist at all.

Meanwhile, Posh felt the deep need to remind us that she’s married to David Beckham, with whom she enjoys being naked: “I’m going to be naked if I’m getting in bed with him every night.” Tart.