Former gay porn model and current “swag god legend” Bryan Silva has given his first media interview since going viral on Vine earlier this year.
We presume Oprah was not available for the interview, because it ended up going to Tosh.0, where it aired last week during a “CeWEBrity Profile” segment.
It was conducted by Tosh himself on a yacht called the “Yachtata,” which Bryan had rented for the hour to take selfies.
Don’t feel bad if you’re not sure who Bryan Silva is, because we’re not quite sure either. He became Internet famous earlier this year by posting a series of ridiculous Vines from his bathroom, most of which include his now infamous tag lines “gratata” and “swag bitch.”
He’s managed to extend his 15 minutes because at one point, he filmed hardcore gay porn for Next Door Studios under the name Max Payne. He tells Tosh in the interview below that performing in gay porn was actually “lame,” and that he’s (still) not with “that fufu lame shit.”
Silva also explains his clearance for using the N-word, his chest tattoo, and where the famous “gratata” noise comes from. At around the 6:45 mark, he starts dancing (or having a seizure?).
Eight minutes later, it’s probably safe to say Bryan’s 23 minutes of fame are up.
Stache99
Fu fu lame is right but thanks for the dancing lessons.
Southstguy
What’s his other porn names?
horndog
@Southstguy: try Bigdick Uglyface!
dbmcvey
He’s a “celebrity”?
SportGuy
OMG, what in the world is that thing! Not sure which one is more grotesque, the body or the face.
Paco
Wow, he is fugly.
ethan_hines
@Paco: …but hung af
Bob LaBlah
Move over, Chris Crocker. You got company.
seaguy
Whoever hired this guy for gay porn should be fired, he is not cute at all!
Geoff B
So, people actually paid money to watch this guy f**k? I’m not into porn all that much, but if you’re going to pay money to see people bump uglies on video, don’t you want them to not look like something the cat barfed up?
Silas Wegg
He makes Jake Bass look appealing
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
He has a fugly face, but was blessed with that particular body type (kinda sorta short, thin and tight) which 99.999% of the time ensures a very large unit…
Big things come in small packages :p
DarSco
That face….. ewww
da90027
Lmfao to all comments above…im not into anorexic porn the vid scared my cat
bottom250
i would like him in me