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Vine Celebrity Bryan Silva Calls His Gay Porn Performance “Fufu Lame Shit”

Screen Shot 2014-09-18 at 10.55.06 AMFormer gay porn model and current “swag god legend” Bryan Silva has given his first media interview since going viral on Vine earlier this year.

We presume Oprah was not available for the interview, because it ended up going to Tosh.0, where it aired last week during a “CeWEBrity Profile” segment.

It was conducted by Tosh himself on a yacht called the “Yachtata,” which Bryan had rented for the hour to take selfies.

Don’t feel bad if you’re not sure who Bryan Silva is, because we’re not quite sure either. He became Internet famous earlier this year by posting a series of ridiculous Vines from his bathroom, most of which include his now infamous tag lines “gratata” and “swag bitch.”

He’s managed to extend his 15 minutes because at one point, he filmed hardcore gay porn for Next Door Studios under the name Max Payne. He tells Tosh in the interview below that performing in gay porn was actually “lame,” and that he’s (still) not with “that fufu lame shit.”

Silva also explains his clearance for using the N-word, his chest tattoo, and where the famous “gratata” noise comes from. At around the 6:45 mark, he starts dancing (or having a seizure?).

Eight minutes later, it’s probably safe to say Bryan’s 23 minutes of fame are up.