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Vine Sensation “Not With That Fufu Lame Shit” Is Actually A Gay Porn Model

bryan-silva-max-payne-gay-pornBryan Silva became somewhat of a Vine sensation this week after uploading a series of entertaining six-second clips in which he records himself reciting rap lyrics from his bathroom.

His first clip, which made it to the front of Vine’s “featured” page in less than a day, cemented his viral fame in the same way “Leave Britney Alone” did for Chris Crocker.

“That FuFu Lame Shit I Aint With It. I’ll Send Some Shots At Your Fitted,” he says, in what will undeniably become his legacy mantra:

The clip has been “liked” over 33,000 times and re-Vined over 40,000 times. World Star Hip Hop has a video message to his haters that has clocked nearly one million views:

Realizing his fame potential, the “Cuban Swag Papi” quickly established a Facebook fan page and launched a fitness website. Judging by his Facebook page, he sounds like a pretty likable and down-to-Earth guy:

“When I Walk Into A Room, Introduce Myself To Someone I Love Lookin Dominant, In Charge, & In Control. I Love Walkin Past & Havin People Point & Talk About Me. I Love The Fact That When I Go Somewhere With Thousands Of People, Almost All Of Them Will Remember Who Iam When It Is Over. & I Didnt Even Have To Say A Word. (This Was The Case Before People Knew Who I Was.)

Oh yeah, his Facebook page is also pushing his adult work (he’s into “Muscle Worship, Strength Feats, J\o XXX Shows Along With Slave Talk Downs. The Master Is Here. Bow, Kneel And Start Serving,” FYI) because fans may also know him as “Max Payne” or “Monster 4 A Cock,” a gay porn model who has worked with Helix Studios, Next Door Studios (NSFW), and Corbin Fisher.

And there you have it. When a friend inevitably leans over and says “have you seen this guy?” this weekend, you’ll have reason to visit a gay porn site with your friend.

You can also tell them that Bryan Silva may not be “with that fufu lame shit,” but he’s all for the D. Play on, homie. Don’t let those haters get you down. #swag

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36 Comments

  • carey579

    I actually saw this one on YouTube.

    Sensation?

    He is so fugly!

  • PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID

    Cracker needs a cap In his ass.

    I don’t even know what I just said but it felt good sayin it.

  • renly

    THIS GUY was on corbin fisher? They must have lowered their standards

  • Stache99

    Sometimes I mumble like that to myself too exept I would die if it ever made it to youtube.

  • PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID

    Little fella must be hung…like INCREDIBLY HUNG!!! Would have to be.

  • TerrenM

    WTF did I just watch?!?!? I’m gonna go do my dishes…

  • clg19672004

    If you can flaunt it do it!

  • RayJacksonMs

    He’s on chaturbate too.

  • SeanD

    What’s WRONG with him? Either he is high out of his mind
    or there is some serious brain damage.
    The body may look good but that face is far too distracting…
    in the worst way.

  • Billy Budd

    His body attracts me, but the face does not.

    I don’t care if he has a big dick. I would top him anyway, if we ever met.

  • jcortez

    In the picture without the tatts, he kind of reminds me of Megan Draper from Mad Men. Skinny, dark hair, serious overbite.

  • robho3

    Is that a foreign language and is it just me or is he ugly ass hell?

  • hotshot70

    butterface! Is there something a little “down” with him? Did he eat paint chips as a child?

  • Patrick

    Fugly face & ugly body (like something out of a concentration camp) – & obviously ugly personality & low intelligence. Who gives a WTF about him? You could not pay me to watch a porn flick with this repulsive, inside & out, troll.

  • stranded

    Wasn’t he the kid from Little Giants?

  • Large Marge

    abs on a skinny guy are like big boobs on a fat girl. They don’t count.

  • TerrenM

    Who cares about children like this?!?! We need to attack Shepard Smith on FOX. Call these homos out!

  • SoThenWhatHappened

    I’m sorry, but his dick isn’t big enough to make up for being that ugly. And trashy. He looks like a malnourished rodent of some sort.

  • jimdandy1984

    y’all are a bunch of mean bitter old queens. who summarily calls people ugly. what are you 5? get a life

  • Stache99

    @jimdandy1984: Exactly. It’s the mean gurl post. Some Queens can be so bitchy and catty.

  • SoThenWhatHappened

    Ok I’ll try to be positive…

    It’s great that hillbilly crack-whore babies can grow up to overcome the combination of inbreeding and fetal drug exposure to support themselves. *applause*

  • NateB79

    He looks like something Jim Henson would have created.

  • drivendervish

    I’ll be laughing all day after watching this. But I fail to understand the appeal. He’s hideous, unable to communicate and should be in a zoo hanging from vines rather than on vine. What is wrong with all the people “liking” and reblogging vines like this. I’m embarrassed that I watched it and won’t be telling anybody else I did.

  • Wadey-New Zealand

    Man that dude is UGLY!!

  • drivendervish

    I have to object to calling him a gay porn model? I associate “model” with good-looking, beautiful, hot, etc, exactly the opposite of this mess. How about gay porn body part? because I doubt the camera spends much time on his face!

  • callenstewart

    What a tool.

  • Vartan X.

    I don’t know if he is ugly or not, but I’d really like to see the faces of those who insist that he is ugly. You guys must have killer looks.

  • Vartan X.

    @jimdandy1984: It always amazes me how shallow minded people can be. Yeah, let’s just discard a fellow human being like some piece of junk all because he doesn’t have the looks of a front page magazine model. Sometimes I think the planet Earth needs another extinction event to control the infestation.

  • da90027

    Id buy him a cheeseburger fries and a shake then fuck his brains out…oh wait someone beat me to it minus the nourishing meal…

  • Sandym70

    What does it say about our society when a no talent twat like this gets “famous” from a six second clip on yet another inane internet site? Hopefully his um, “staying power” is as long as the clips themselves, because his shelf life is limited, and like inferior produce if left out in the sun too long begins to quickly rot and smell. Oh wait, too late!

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