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Vine Sensation “Not With That Fufu Lame Shit” Is Actually A Gay Porn Model

bryan-silva-max-payne-gay-pornBryan Silva became somewhat of a Vine sensation this week after uploading a series of entertaining six-second clips in which he records himself reciting rap lyrics from his bathroom.

His first clip, which made it to the front of Vine’s “featured” page in less than a day, cemented his viral fame in the same way “Leave Britney Alone” did for Chris Crocker.

“That FuFu Lame Shit I Aint With It. I’ll Send Some Shots At Your Fitted,” he says, in what will undeniably become his legacy mantra:

The clip has been “liked” over 33,000 times and re-Vined over 40,000 times. World Star Hip Hop has a video message to his haters that has clocked nearly one million views:

Realizing his fame potential, the “Cuban Swag Papi” quickly established a Facebook fan page and launched a fitness website. Judging by his Facebook page, he sounds like a pretty likable and down-to-Earth guy:

“When I Walk Into A Room, Introduce Myself To Someone I Love Lookin Dominant, In Charge, & In Control. I Love Walkin Past & Havin People Point & Talk About Me. I Love The Fact That When I Go Somewhere With Thousands Of People, Almost All Of Them Will Remember Who Iam When It Is Over. & I Didnt Even Have To Say A Word. (This Was The Case Before People Knew Who I Was.)

Oh yeah, his Facebook page is also pushing his adult work (he’s into “Muscle Worship, Strength Feats, J\o XXX Shows Along With Slave Talk Downs. The Master Is Here. Bow, Kneel And Start Serving,” FYI) because fans may also know him as “Max Payne” or “Monster 4 A Cock,” a gay porn model who has worked with Helix Studios, Next Door Studios (NSFW), and Corbin Fisher.

And there you have it. When a friend inevitably leans over and says “have you seen this guy?” this weekend, you’ll have reason to visit a gay porn site with your friend.

You can also tell them that Bryan Silva may not be “with that fufu lame shit,” but he’s all for the D. Play on, homie. Don’t let those haters get you down. #swag