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Walk Tall And Carry A Big Shtick

OH SNAP — Newly anointed House Speaker Rep. John Boehner shows off his new instrument.

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13 Comments

  • chimmy

    can’t wait til it’s over, when do we get to vote for a new congress? 2012? 2013?

  • LOrion

    BUT BUT BUT where are the TEARS?

  • Devon

    50 bucks says that thing is hollowed out and filled with tasty, tasty bourbon.

  • Matt

    @the crustybastard: The gavel or the guy holding the gavel?

  • Mike L

    Wonder if he stuck the shaft up his ass the night before.

  • tjr101

    We got rid of Nancy Pelosi for this?

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    Yep.

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  • romeo

    Meryl Streep should play him in the movie. She cries so good.

  • UWSguy

    boo hoo! He even cried when his arch enemy Nancy Pelosi referred to him wife and family. Let’s see how much class and strength he has in face of the tea baggers.

  • GregorVonK

    I saw a caricature of him the other day and thought it was Bob Dole…Now that I think of it, even in real life he looks like Bob Dole.

  • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

    @LOrion: True to form, he cried like a little girl upon taking his new position………..

  • Brentinpdx

    Oh look at that gavel, it has ridges on it… it would look real good stuffed up his ass. Cause that’s what he is going to do to us.. the American people. He is a bully sitting in the big chair now.

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