Are you bored or need a few extra bucks this holiday season? Then why not dust off your old resume and apply to become president of the Human Rights Campaign?!
All you need is to be “a charismatic, visionary, and strategic leader with public policy acumen.” Easy. Plus, the compensation “has been designed to attract a leader of significant accomplishment”—that’s human resources-speak for $318,475.
Go for it! When you get the job you can treat us all to a fancy black tie dinner.
Gigi
Will I have to wear a tux?
Dan
I’d like to see a heterosexual ally head up HRC.
Allen D.
Hmmm. I could pay off my house! Financial reasons are first & foremost when it comes to things like this. Just ask Joe!
Cam
All you need is to have made a previous deal with some other group and promise to use your position to keep the gays quiet and off their backs.
For your part they will invite you to shiny parties and promise you a large job after you leave, and all you have to do is sell out gays.