Are you bored or need a few extra bucks this holiday season? Then why not dust off your old resume and apply to become president of the Human Rights Campaign?!
All you need is to be “a charismatic, visionary, and strategic leader with public policy acumen.” Easy. Plus, the compensation “has been designed to attract a leader of significant accomplishment”—that’s human resources-speak for $318,475.
Go for it! When you get the job you can treat us all to a fancy black tie dinner.