Apparently straight guys making out for attention is officially a thing now. And it’s about time!
The latest to participate in this sweeping trend are car karaoke aficionado James Corden and breaker of badness Bryan Cranston.
Related: Did you catch Ryan Reynolds and Andrew Garfield kissing at the Golden Globes?
Cranston was describing how he knew his wife was “the one” after a particularly long kiss that sent sparks a-flyin’.
How about we take this to the next level?
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“As actors do, we greeted each other each time we saw each other,” Cranston told Corden. “One time, we kissed each other, and the duration of the kiss exceeded the normal amount allotted for a friendly kiss. Do you know what I mean?”
Related: If you ever wanted to watch Andrew Garfield and Stephen Colbert make out, you’re in luck
The rest, as they say, is awkward-but-endearing-in-that-straight-guy-who-doesn’t-take-himself-too-seriously kind of way.
Watch below:
Pudenda Non Grata
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
What is all this shite about Higgs Bosons and God Particles and assorted particulate crap coming out of that Large Hadrian Collider they have at CERN.
I just don’t get it; large collider? I’ve seen many statues of the deified Antinoös and in nary a one is the future inspiration for Michaelangelo’s David represented as having been even remotely well endowed in the collider department.
I just don’t get it.
WTF?
Gibberish. Right?
Wrong!
If you know what CERN is
and
If you know what the LHC is
and
If you know who Hadrian is
and
If you know who Antinoös is
and
If you know what a double entendre is
and
If you know what a near-homophonic pun is…..
This post will be understood. Perhaps even considered clever, but admittedly, probably not perceived as actually funny. Nevertheless, if by publishing it I was able to bring just a little mirth into someone’s day, and as a result, one fewer puppy was kicked, I will have succeeded.
Eloise and Abelard
Juliet and Romeo
Delilah and Samson
Lakshmi and Vishnu
Banu and Jahan
Bennet and Darcy
Great lovers of times past. Why is it that we never see Hadrian and Antinoös or Gertrude and Alice in these lists? Speaking of the ‘rose is a rose is a rose’ lady, people bitch about the fact that the epitaph of Alice B. Toklas is inscribed on the back of Gertrude Stein’s memorial plinth. They maintain it is derisive and demeaning. I don’t think it is at all.
It’s rather apropos, actually. Alice is behind Gertrude in death for eternity – just as she was in life. In life, of course, she brandished a strap-on when in that posterior position. So why not in death? Then again, who knows what delicious evil lurks under the carefully manicured lawns of Père Lachaise Cemetery?
Innit?
Jack Meoff
OK so straight guys kissing is officially a thing now all we need to do is wait for somebody hot to do it.
silveroracle
Typical James Corden. LOL.
@Jack Meoff: Yep.
SFHandyman
Giovanni Ribisi didn’t know it was a bit and tried to volunteer to kiss Brian. I would have rather seen that kiss.
n900mixalot
James Corden is the embodiment of Jabba the Hut. Disgusting, and that seriously lowers Bryan Cranston on my hero list.
JPinNC
Personally…. I’m kinda in love with James Corden.
Herman75
The Garfield/Colbert kiss was kind of hot. Colbert even went in for seconds, and who wouldn’t? It was sultry!
Perhaps this straight men kissing craze is some kind of anti-Trump reaction.
Get your homo affection now while you still can.
miserylovedme24
@n900mixalot: James Corden is awesome and you will deal with it. He’s cute too.
n900mixalot
@miserylovedme24: wagga chunday Solo me bookeeee … He is a slug.
Watch a few behind the scenes interviews with him. He is not a good person. Not at all.