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WATCH: 2009’s Definitive Collection of People Not Here to Make Friends

Rich Juzwiak — the hil-ar cutie behind FourFour, VH1’s blog, and Jezebel.com’s “get high and give advice” segments — is the best watcher of reality television in America. Yes, he is a better consumer of America’s Next Top Model, Daisy of Love, and Paris Hilton’s British Best Friend than you. We know this because he manages to compile them all on tape, then splice them together for the ultimate “I’m Not Here to Make Friends” mash-up. It’s the second year in a row he busted out his video chopping skillz — and created a new reality TV drinking game. When they drop the F word, drink.