The tiny spins! The tiny side steps! The tiny dance breakdown! This little dancing machine garnered a crowd at a Brazilian beach while busting some pretty impressive moves to Lady Gaga‘s “Judas.”
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I don’t know if I’d call this cute. The rubber nature of his movements due to his age makes his movements look creepy to me. This isn’t to say the kid ain’t got moves- at three he already dances better than I ever will- but I was actually kind of disturbed watching this.
Regardless- amazing that a kid this young could remember that much choreography!
it could be that it was shot in brazil but i’m italian and i can guarantee you the girl with the green top is speaking italian (“fate cosi’ con le mani, destra, sinistra” and so forth.) maybe the boy himself is italian too and they are related.
i wonder how many times he’s done this and who’s behind his learning it, because i highly doubt this was his idea. someone from his family must have taught him and the result, i admit, is a little disturbing. not as much as three-year-old beauty pageants with makeup in this country though.
Oh, that’s pretty much possible, since we’ve got a lot of Italian immigrant in the south of our country. It doesn’t mean necessarily she’s Italian as well neither the boy. By the way Gaga can now compete against that boy dancing Vogue.
@hmm: That isn’t necessarily so. Kids pick up things quick. I don’t have any kids of my own, but I have seven nephews and when they were around that age they picked up the most bizarre stuff. I agree that the parents/siblings/babysitter whatever probably watched the video quite a few times with the kid around (which is disturbing enough), and most likely when he began copying it, they played it even more. But I’m willing to bet this wasn’t orchestrated (or choreographed, to be literal) by anybody. One of my nephews dances like a stripper, we still don’t know where he picked that up from, and his parents are devastated. Children are sponges, they learn a lot and they learn fast.
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John
Omg hahaha thats so cute! I bet he’s gay
Vevar
wtf this babay is on point with her choreo…. of course he does it sloppy because he’s a baby duh! but jesus i was like wow this baby got moves
pizsa
If you can read Portuguese you will see some very homophobic comments about this little boy on the youtube page. Gay capital of South America my ass.
conrad honicker
warms my heart.
Victor
I know portuguesse and that doesnt sound portuguesse at all!!! Thats italian…. Anyways the cute little boy made it!!!!!
prohomo
So cute!!
AedanRoberts
I don’t know if I’d call this cute. The rubber nature of his movements due to his age makes his movements look creepy to me. This isn’t to say the kid ain’t got moves- at three he already dances better than I ever will- but I was actually kind of disturbed watching this.
Regardless- amazing that a kid this young could remember that much choreography!
Icaro
I’m Brazilian, confirmed for Portuguese-Br.
‘Vai’, ‘Girada’… it isn’t Italian at all.
hmm
it could be that it was shot in brazil but i’m italian and i can guarantee you the girl with the green top is speaking italian (“fate cosi’ con le mani, destra, sinistra” and so forth.) maybe the boy himself is italian too and they are related.
i wonder how many times he’s done this and who’s behind his learning it, because i highly doubt this was his idea. someone from his family must have taught him and the result, i admit, is a little disturbing. not as much as three-year-old beauty pageants with makeup in this country though.
Icaro
Oh, that’s pretty much possible, since we’ve got a lot of Italian immigrant in the south of our country. It doesn’t mean necessarily she’s Italian as well neither the boy. By the way Gaga can now compete against that boy dancing Vogue.
Jesus Alejandro
Who can I search this video on YouTube ????? Pls
Stark
@hmm: That isn’t necessarily so. Kids pick up things quick. I don’t have any kids of my own, but I have seven nephews and when they were around that age they picked up the most bizarre stuff. I agree that the parents/siblings/babysitter whatever probably watched the video quite a few times with the kid around (which is disturbing enough), and most likely when he began copying it, they played it even more. But I’m willing to bet this wasn’t orchestrated (or choreographed, to be literal) by anybody. One of my nephews dances like a stripper, we still don’t know where he picked that up from, and his parents are devastated. Children are sponges, they learn a lot and they learn fast.