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WATCH: Acrobats Strip, Perform Kinda Gay Routine For Pope Benedict

Some haters say the Pope is gay because he’s never been with a woman and likes to wear Prada loafers. That’s just ignorant.

We’d sooner believe Benny is a bender because of this: A homoerotic performance by a group of young Russian gymnasts writhing topless for the Pontiff, who’s either drooling with desire or just having a stroke. (We can’t tell.)

And did anyone see those nuns totally lose their shit? Girlfriends need to get out more.


On:           Dec 29, 2011
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    • Joe

      Except that video is from December 2010 and made the internet rounds a year ago.

      Dec 29, 2011 at 11:27 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stephanie

      This is old you had it on your website before. :)
      Still need new bloggers?

      Dec 29, 2011 at 11:45 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Disgusted Gay American

      ahh and all those old fucks just got hard-ons – dreaming of thier alter boys

      Dec 29, 2011 at 11:52 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ray

      One, shortest performance of anything ever. Two, they are way too told for him. He likes little boys like all members of the catholic cult.

      Dec 29, 2011 at 11:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Toferdavid

      That was awkward…

      Dec 29, 2011 at 12:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Gigi

      @Joe: No kidding. Get with it Queerty! What’s next? The “breaking news” that Zachary Quinto is gay?

      Dec 29, 2011 at 1:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • LandStander

      For a moment there I thought that this was a second performance by the shirtless acrobats, but I see it is just recycled old news. This happened a long time ago :P

      Dec 29, 2011 at 1:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • WillBFair

      It maybe old news, but the reporting was excellent. I love the language you guys use, found nowhere alse in the media. Again, a breath of fresh air.

      Dec 29, 2011 at 2:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dvlaries

      Let’s just all thank God the Pope didn’t start stripping too. :o

      Dec 29, 2011 at 2:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ThatRandomGuy

      Hella old. thanks queerty.

      Dec 29, 2011 at 3:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TMikel

      That was one of the most risible performances of anything I have ever seen. They did not do anything that difficult and what have the hanky waving nuns? And the cheesy Christmas tree?

      Dec 29, 2011 at 10:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Josiah

      HAHAHAHA Oh my god this is hilarious.

      Dec 30, 2011 at 3:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Chris

      Yeah but this guy is wayyyyy hott – http://bit.ly/sR6MWm

      Dec 30, 2011 at 4:35 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Otis Criblecoblis

      I would call Pope Rat a freak – but it wouldn’t be fair to the rest of the freaks.

      Dec 30, 2011 at 5:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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