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WATCH: Acrobats Strip, Perform Kinda Gay Routine For Pope Benedict


Some haters say the Pope is gay because he’s never been with a woman and likes to wear Prada loafers. That’s just ignorant.

We’d sooner believe Benny is a bender because of this: A homoerotic performance by a group of young Russian gymnasts writhing topless for the Pontiff, who’s either drooling with desire or just having a stroke. (We can’t tell.)

And did anyone see those nuns totally lose their shit? Girlfriends need to get out more.

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