THE DAILY SHOW

WATCH: America Comes Out Of The Closet And Republicans Get Humped In The Face

Jon Stewart’s wasn’t the only beard on The Daily Show last night as Michele Bachmann appeared along with her fellow God-fearing, gay-hating Republican brethren in the hilarious segment, America Comes Out of the Closet.

In the first clip, John Oliver toasts the “father of constitutional gay rights,” Anthony Kennedy then roasts the father of all monsters, Antonin Scalia.

And in the second clip, the GOP’s most revered idiots condemn the SCOTUS for going against nature, only to be reminded by Oliver that nature also includes dogs humping each other in the face. Birds do it, bees do it, even horny ass dogs do it — let’s do it, let’s stop comparing homosexuality to bestiality. Lookin’ at you, Rand Paul.