WATCH: America Comes Out Of The Closet And Republicans Get Humped In The Face

Jon Stewart’s wasn’t the only beard on The Daily Show last night as Michele Bachmann appeared along with her fellow God-fearing, gay-hating Republican brethren in the hilarious segment, America Comes Out of the Closet.

In the first clip, John Oliver toasts the “father of constitutional gay rights,” Anthony Kennedy then roasts the father of all monsters, Antonin Scalia.

And in the second clip, the GOP’s most revered idiots condemn the SCOTUS for going against nature, only to be reminded by Oliver that nature also includes dogs humping each other in the face. Birds do it, bees do it, even horny ass dogs do it — let’s do it, let’s stop comparing homosexuality to bestiality. Lookin’ at you, Rand Paul.

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  • 1EqualityUSA

    The GOP are the laughing stock of the U.S. It’s so much fun to see them get quoted in comedy routines. Meanwhile, they will undo the Voting Rights Act, in an all out effort to undermine the minority vote, gerrymander states too stupid to understand what is happening, so that the Democratic vote is worthless and worth one fifth of the total votes, use voter suppression and evil tactics to interfere with peoples’ basic right to vote, cheat, lie, and become drama queens for uneducated religulous nut jobs, in order to stay relevant. Smarmy Republicans want to get their bigoted, anti-gay, anti-woman, white, male, conservative justices plastered to the bench for a lifetime appointment.

  • Rock Star

    This is a case where the son is even nuttier than his father and this man could only be elected to a state where education is an afterthought and where sex with farm animals is actually not that uncommon. So there.

  • ShowMeGuy

    What is the *age of consent* for a goat, anyway?

  • Stache1

    All this SSM debate has got them exactly what they wanted. The real prize for them is a populous looking the other way while they gerrymander districts and of coarse the repealing of the Voting rights act. Like Equality says their goal would be to stack the court with a bunch of Scalia’s. Then we’d be truly fucked.

  • Stache1

    It’s funny when the Judges do what these hypocrite nutjobs want their just good Judges doing their jobs well. However, when they don’t get their way their considered Activist Judges, Dictators, Oligarchs, turn their backs on the will of voters, etc.

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