THE DAILY SHOW

WATCH: Anthony Weiner — NYC Mayoral Candidate And/Or Bolivian Porn Star

Anthony Weiner seems like he was just manufactured especially for The Daily Show. It’s as if they programmed their joke machine to come up with the most ridiculous political candidate in history with a relatively simple formula: a guy with a dick name + multiple dick scandals + the pseudonym of a Bolivian action hero/porn star = Anthony Weiner, aka Carlos Danger.

John Oliver skewered the walking penis joke last night on The Daily Show to hilarious effect as yet another sexting scandal threatens to derail Weiner’s campaign for mayor of New York City. Meanwhile, New Yorkers now have to face a choice some ladies decided at a very young age: a Weiener or a lesbian.