Five reasons why you should watch yet another flashmob wedding proposal:
1. The fact that the intended has no idea what is going on.
2. The incredible ’80s soundtrack that the elaborate dance moves are choreographed to.
3. 10 seconds of twink perfection from 1:52-2:02.
4. The tank top worn by the guy a few people down from him that closely resembles Freddy Krueger’s sweater.
5. Because 4:59 is exactly how any of us would react.
BONUS REASON: Because you’re not too jaded for this, no matter how hard you try.