WATCH: Billionaire Sir Richard Branson Does Drag, Finds Love After Losing Bet

Richard Branson, founder and chairman of the Virgin Group and real life Scrooge McDuck, lost a bet to fellow wacky billionaire, Tony Fernandes and the result is Lindsay Lohan in 10 years if she doesn’t take care of herself.

There are many questions that arise from this, but the one we just can’t get past: why shave the legs and not the beard? Hell start your engines and shade that eye up to the brow, girlfriend! Those reporters could’ve spared a few hours for some female illusioning.

Meanwhile, this isn’t the first time Branson has dolled up, lest we forget this blushing bride. Now, let’s all try and forget that.