WILD BROS

Watch Channing Tatum Remove His Wet Pants For Stud Magnet Bear Grylls

Screen Shot 2014-08-08 at 11.36.54 AMBear Grylls is bound to have the highest ratings in primetime if he keeps this up.

The 40-year-old adventure show host made love to America’s television sets two weeks ago when he convinced Zac Efron to remove his shirt before strapping their half-naked bodies together. The pair rappelled down a jagged cliff into a body of water for some of the most homoerotic Sean Cody-esque programming we’ve ever seen.

Grylls is at it again this week, convincing Channing Tatum to essentially perform an incredibly detailed gay fantasy in front of his cameras.

It goes a little something like this:

– Channing Tatum does a backflip into a lake, from a helicopter, with Bear Grylls. The two share some awesome bro moments while swimming.

– Channing Tatum and Bear Grylls exit the water, immediately do a set of push-ups to assert their masculinity.

– Channing Tatum and Bear Grylls fumble with the harnesses cutting into their giant, almost cartoonish bulges.

– Channing Tatum and Bear Grylls remove their pants to “wring them out,” engage in more bro activity.

The clip ends there, but your imagination doesn’t have to. Check out Running Wild with Bear Grylls Monday nights on NBC.

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23 Comments

  • RIGay

    I just do not get the allure of Mr. Tatum. Can someone please explain his appeal to me?

  • Desert Boy

    Watch Channing Tatum’s hip moves in ‘Magic Mike’. He’s a fuck machine.

  • SportGuy

    I really think that they needed a third person on this trip, ME! Bear Grylls is delicious on his own, but glad to see he finally brought a hot man on his trip for this show!

  • thenameismatt

    Hold on tight to that wedding ring Channing!

  • Ihadtosayit

    @redcarpet30: I LOVE that scene…those cakes of Channing are AWESOME and so HOT…

  • vive

    @Sportguy, I see someone at Queerty read your earlier comments. :)

  • Ridpathos

    I wish I was Bear Grylls and had the ability to get straight men that comfortable with me.

  • Desert Boy

    @Ihadtosayit: – A thing of male beauty!

  • hex0

    Bitter queens who say they’d chuck Channing Tatum out of bed are lying through their teeth.

    Sure he ain’t the best actor, but yum nonetheless.

  • SportGuy

    @redcarpet30:

    What I wouldn’t do to have Channing on a leash for one weekend, lol.

  • Manchester

    I heart Channing Tat-yum.

  • Arkansas Razorback

    He’s a beautiful man. Being that he’s straight, I would still really enjoy spending a weekend with he and Bear, doing all that adventuring. Straight guys are so fun to hang out with if you can get them to shut up about pussy for a bit.

  • michael mellor

    Arkansas,

    You are so right. Straight guys are more fun than gay guys. Gay guys are Dullsville because all they really care about is picking someone up and penis size.

  • enlightenone

    @Ihadtosayit: YES!! Thank you.

  • enlightenone

    I rather see OUT gay men doing these antics instead! This “closet” bro stuff doesn’t do me!

  • semtex

    @Arkansas Razorback: You can quote me on this but I don’t have the google strength to back it up with links at the moment, Channing Tatum does not identify as straight but has openly said he is bisexual.

  • dazzer

    It’s worth pointing out that Bear Grylls is the head of the UK Boy Scouts.

    He’s straight, a great family man, an open and committed Christian, isn’t embarrassed about being naked and doesn’t give a damn whether or not someone is gay.

    If I had kids, I’d totally want them to look up to him as a role model.

  • Saint Law

    @michael mellor: “Gay guys are Dullsville because all they really care about is picking someone up and penis size.”

    says dull gay who only cares about picking men up and dick size.

  • jwrappaport

    Yes and yes

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