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WATCH: Ex-Child Stars Find Work By Uniting Against Kirk Cameron


An intrepid group of child stars has united to “get all up in Kirk Cameron’s ass” with a new organization, Child Celebrities Opposing Kirk Cameron (CCOKC), at least according to this Funny or Die video.

Brice Beckham, former star of Mr. Belvedere, calls out Kirk for being such a hater when he obviously grew up around homosexuals on set: “They were our wardrobe stylists, our hairline stylists, our… I’m sure they did other things, too, but mainly they were our stylists.”

Okay, this is funny—but where’s Danny Pintauro?

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24 Comments

  • Paul Mc

    oMFG it’s actually very funny. Needs to be viral. Lots of rude words. Fellate said with a straight face. Hilarious.

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  • iDavid

    Loveit!

  • Darling Nikki

    Loving it.

  • IzzyLuna

    Exactly…where’s Danny Pintauro? He’s was the gayest of the gay and should’ve joined in! This is awesome.

  • Bailey

    FAAAAABulous!

  • Spike

    Where is little Cindy Brady???? She is a total CCock

  • Caleb

    That was freaking awesome!!!

  • Ty

    Who would’ve ever guessed that Brice Beckham would grow up into such a nice piece of eye candy? Definitely the kind of guy I find attractive

  • foulmouthgandhi

    LMAO… Homosexuality is evolutions way of population control. Homosexuality is perfectly natural…. homophobia is not.

  • tookietookie

    One of the best things I’ve ever seen! I’m giddy. :D

  • Paul

    Ha ha, getting all up in Kirk’s ass…great tagline!

  • Rooney

    lol loved it

  • J

    I hate this.

    It’s so hypocritical of heterosexuals who have never been involved in gay rights to suddenly come out and exploit us for their gain.

  • J

    Oh!

    And it’s not even funny! It’s hard to watch.I cringed all the way through.

  • Daho

    @J:

    How do you know what these people have done or not done in their lives? Do you know if they’ve never been involved in a gay rights march, parade, etc… whether publicly or privately? Cheer up, you sound like a drag to be around.

  • Nick

    Completely pointless. Kirk Cameron isn’t even relavent these days and I don’t care what he says and it’s not like he’d be OK with LGBT People.

  • 1equalityUSA

    “Constantine’s Sword” is a documentary based on a book of the same name. This documentary is on insta-netflix. Both the book and the film are riveting. In the film, this starry-eyed Ted Haggard spoke on camera. as well as Kirk Cameron. The Colorado based mega-church was infiltrating the air force base nearby, making life very difficult for the Jewish people in the air force. It really scared the pie out of me. The mixture of God and military was pervasive. Rachel Maddow should tackle this subject next. The other night, Maddow was discussing Cheney (and all) while being interviewed about her book, Drift, when a huge thunder clap reverberated throughout the Castro theater. It was so perfect. Maddow’s Drift, Bill Maher’s Religulous, and James Carroll’s “Constantine’s Sword” (The Church and the Jews) are food for thought. Well, kids, that is your homework assignment. Got to go to work now, so that I can pay my taxes to a government that discriminates against me and doesn’t recognize me as a full citizen. Kirk Cameron is a nothing-burger.

  • kawneekwa

    Yes the world is full of stylists. Stylists for days. All over the place. How could you miss all them gay stylists mens. Not to mention the lesbians………………..

  • Barton Gates

    “Sure some of them are assholes – Neil Patrick Harris” LMAO I love it! Best line in the whole video! But it was brilliantly done! Love the whole thing!

    btw- I don’t think the impression was that all the celebs shown are gay or lesbian, in fact I don’t think any of them are. Wanting Danny Pintaro is cool, but then you’d have to add Chad Lowe, Geri Jewell and who ever else from 80’s sitcom’s and tv shows that have come out since.

  • Brand

    Love it. Huge smile all the way through. Thanks!

  • Brand

    @Barton Gates: Um, you mean Chad Allen. Chad Lowe is straight.

  • BlackRockRitual

    That was… that was a cute bunch of CCOKCs.

    I’m happy to see them getting all up in Kirk’s ass.

  • Queer Supremacist

    Anything to get at Kirk Cameron is okay with me, but let’s face it: there’s more star power in a dinner theater production of “Driving Miss Daisy” with Susan Clark and Meshach Taylor.

  • Kirksupporter

    I found the link to this unfortunate video on one of the Glee messageboards and as i respect kirk, i wanted to see what the video was about. I am absolutely disgusted by this video and the support it has received. This video is totally hypocritical. You demand respect for your beliefs and opinions yet you do not respect kirks Christian beliefs. People can dish out hatred towards Christians, but the minute we share our opinions, we get labelled anti-gay or homophobic. Kirk wouldn’t make a video degrading gay people and calling them names…yet this video does that to Kirk. 

    This is what Kirk said in response to people calling him a homophobe : “I love all people. I hate no one. When you take a subject and reduce it to something like a four-second sound bite and a check mark on a ballot, I think that’s inappropriate and insensitive. The truth is that these are issues that are very personal. These are things that need to be discussed best, I believe, in the context of a personal friendship of someone who’s asking the question. So when things get edited down it doesn’t reflect, it certainly didn’t reflect my full heart on the matter.”

    I am a Christian and I don’t hate homosexuals. Just as they shouldn’t be judged on their sexual orientation we shouldn’t be judged for our opinions. It goes both ways.

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