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WATCH: Chiseled Sex Robots From Hell Meet Barbra Streisand In Creepy/Hot Ad

Papa, can you hear me — papa, can you help me not be friiiiiiiighteeeeened? The Papa Party, an international kiki that started in Tel Aviv before grinding its way through Europe, kicked off its World Tour in New York last night. Beginning on October 11 through February 2, the Papa World Tour will inspire questionable decisions from Rome to Taipei and to publicize said world tour, the queens behind it threw together this ludicrous, stunning, indecipherable commercial that looks like some gay Russian circus run amok through Patricia Field before a gang bang on Fire Island —  i.e., perfection.


Beginning with an all right rendition of Babs Streisand’s “Papa, Can You Hear Me?” from her seminal cross-dressing opus, Yentl, we’re then introduced to some muscular, dead-eyed gorgeous specimen I’m not convinced is not a robot. [Ed. note: it’s actually Eliad Cohen. Android Eliad Cohen.]


Look at his eyes! They never blink.


….Where was I again? Oh, right, the soulless automaton hunk from hell. Here he is coming to life, in a lace boxer brief:


Sure, it’s easy to get dragged in:


He’ll even help you — and what are you gonna do when he pulls you in?


Probably not a damn thing because this is happening:

papa-6And then shit gets weird. I mean, weirder. He’s got some fellow chiseleds of the corn waiting for you!

papa-5But then they rub him down in what appears to be blood but is probably fluorescent lube, seemingly subduing him:

papa-9Well, that was a close one…or was it?

papa-11After watching that I have no idea what happened, but I want more of it. Papa, can you feel me in the night?


Close enough.

h/t: Joe. My. God.

On:           Oct 8, 2013
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    • robho3

      Another stupid ass story I could care less about.

      Oct 8, 2013 at 5:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BrianSYYZ

      Seriously Queerty? You don’t know who that “muscular, dead-eyed gorgeous specimen” who you are “not convinced is not a robot” is?

      It’s the MAGNIFICENT Eliad Cohen, out of Tel Aviv, Israel, who is also the producer of the party they’re advertising.

      But I have to agree, the video is odd.

      Oct 8, 2013 at 5:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jake357

      He’s hot. That said, stop trying to make “kiki” work.

      Oct 8, 2013 at 5:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • royster

      @robho3: u just care enuf to make a senseless comment? why are so many people addicted to judgement? u don’t like it, skip over such or unsubscribe to Queerty…

      Oct 8, 2013 at 6:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • balehead

      It’s performance art!…and very well done!!

      Oct 8, 2013 at 6:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JasonBrownUK

      Ok that’s not performance art, that’s an advert for a circuit party and yeah it’s not bad.

      Oct 8, 2013 at 8:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mgmchicago

      @BrianSYYZ: Yeah, odd huh? I wouldn’t even know who Eliad Cohen is if not for this site – who has featured articles and photos numerous times over the past several months.

      Oct 8, 2013 at 11:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jim Messenger

      Compare these pics to the images of Russian Nazi S n M Gay out of Russia.. Seen that pic…That;s wierd too.. I think they;re cousins….

      Oct 8, 2013 at 11:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mz.sam

      Eliad is creampie kick-ass HOT! But the video sucks pussy-ass.

      Oct 9, 2013 at 1:35 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tardis

      Costume designer: Lady Gaga

      This is like a really bad/odd student film.

      Oct 9, 2013 at 3:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Les Fabian Brathwaite

      @BrianSYYZ: I’m admittedly behind on my ridiculously hot Israeli party promoter knowledge.

      Oct 9, 2013 at 6:35 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jkb

      It all “werqed” for me…

      Oct 9, 2013 at 11:08 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • yaoming

      Even I recognized Eliad’s hot bod.

      Oct 10, 2013 at 1:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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