WATCH: Chris Salvatore Cruises Grindr With Octogenarian Gal Pal Norma

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Noted really, really, really ridiculously good-looking person Chris Salvatore had a kiki with his sassy senior citizen sister from another mister Norma — just sipping wine, talking about boys and eating pizza. It’s really good pizza. Norma knows good pizza and if mother says it’s good pizza— and she does. Among other amazing things.

norma 2norma 3norma 4That Norma has some good taste. Meanwhile, just when you thought this Salvatore fella couldn’t be any cuter, and here we are:

norma 1Ugh, they’re like a Gay Harold and Maude. Check out Chris and Norma’s Pizza Night(!) below:

Les Fabian Brathwaite — seriously considering writing Gay Harold and Maude, starring the ghost of Bea Arthur.